Here are some funny blonde jokes. I like blondes so please don't get upset. They are just for fun and I don't mean to hurt anlyones feelings.
Whats dumber then 3 brunettes building a house underwater?
A:3 blondes trying to burn it down
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
The blonde replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, 'You've got mail!'
A blond walks into a hair salon, wearing headphones.The beautician said that headphones were not allowed. So the blonde took them off. She sat on the couch and died after some time.The beautician later played the headphones, they were saying:breath in,breath out,breath in,breath out.........
There's santa caluse,a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they all jump off a roof,who hits the ground first ?
The dumb blonde, because a smart blonde and santa clause dont exist.
One day a brunnete was driving home from work, as she got out of the car she heard her blonde neighbor crying. "Oh my god what wrong?" the brunnete asked. "My mother just died!" said the blonde crying out. The brunnete feeling sorry for the blonde comforted her for the whole day. The next day the brunnete saw the blonde crying outside. "Now what the hell is wrong?" said the brunnete. "Ohh, it's terrible...my sister called, and her mother died too!"
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I'm a blonde?"The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
Q:What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A:Take out the pin and throw it back
Q:How do you confuse a blonde?
A:Lock her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Hope you guys enjoyed those, No offence intended! I'm also sorry I can't spell, Lol!!
Love Always,
Mariah
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