A black man walks into a cafe one early m0rning and notcied that he was the 0nly black man there. As he sat d0wn, he n0ticed a white man behind him. The white man said 'c0loured people are n0t all0wed here.' The black man turned ar0und and sto0d up. Then he said;

 'When i was b0rn i was black'
'When i grew up i was black'
'When im sick im black'
'When i g0 in the sun im black'
'When im c0ld im black'
'When i die im   black'
'But y0u sir...'
'When you're b0rn y0u're pink'
'When y0u gr0w up y0u're white'
'When y0u're sick y0u're green'
'When y0u go in the sun y0u turn red'
'When y0u're c0ld you turn blue'
'And when y0u die, y0u turn purple'
'And y0u have the nerve t0 call me c0loured'
The black man then sat back d0wn and the white man walked away.