He can calm the troubled waters

When you walk in dark despair.

There is hope when you feel hopeless

knowing that the Lord is there....

 

 

Sharing in your sunshine moments

Or in valleys deep and wide,

He will never, ever leave you-

He is always by your side.

 

 

There's no other friend so faithful

Through the sunshine and the rain,

Through the teardrops and the laughter,

in your joy and your pain.

 

 

We would never ever thank Him

For His Love he gives so free,

Never changing...never ending

Throughout all eternity.

 

 

Oh, the wonder of all wonders

As we live from day to day

Knowing that we have a Father

Who is with us all the way.

 

 

Godbless my dear friends

             Hugsss

Hello everyone Is been a while I now I still owe tags for the hot seat

so has I'm able to I will post them.

I'm a lot better now I'm able to move the hip brace is off and just use it when I need it.

 So let me now what kind of stuff you all like and I will make something little by little.

                                  Hugsssss

 

 

 

 

Christmas Shoes

 

 

 

 

 

 

Question and Answer Christmas Jokes

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to walk.

Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!

Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.

Q: How does Al Gore's household keep Christmas politically correct?
A: On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree.

Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claus!

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.

Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.

Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.

Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because the angel had said, "No L!"

Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it " soots " him!

Q: What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.

Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.

Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?Q: Olive ?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.

Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Well hope U enjoyed this dear friends have a wonderful day

Hugsss

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A Swedish lady married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate

 

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, she clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her legs. The butcher got the message, and

 

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her  breasts!  The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

 

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

 

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What were you thinking?

 

 

 

 

Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

 Now get back to work... 

 

 

 

 

  
  Cleaning Poem  

 I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'putering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney. 


 

JUST WANTED TO SHARE     MY  FAMILLY SLIDE SHOW...

HUGS DEAR FRIENDS HOPE U HAVE A GREAT WEEK...

         HUGSSSS

 

 

This one is a BettyBoop Halloween....

"http://www.vidiLife.com/flash/flvplayer.swf?autoStart=0&popup=1&video=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2EvidiLife%2Ecom%2Fmedia%2Fflash%5Fapi%2Ecfm%3Fid%3DD88F1924%252DFB83%252D4FB2%252DB704%252DC%26version%3D8"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

 



"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.




"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" 

 



Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly little cute..... And clean jokes
Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OHHH NOOO!!

 

 

 

There are witches in my mailbox.
What am I to do?

I found them there this morning,
doing things they shouldn't do!!

 

 

How the witches got there,
I haven't got a clue.

But they won't be there much longer
because I'm sending them to

YOU!!!!!!

You've been Witch Kissed!

 

 

 

Before the warts begin to spread,
pass the kisses on instead!

 

 

Hope U have a wonderfull weekend...

Hugsssss