kay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! ... ... Tomato!!! ... ... Lettuce!!! ... ... Tomato!!! ... ... Lettuce!!! ... Tomato!!... ! ... She screams. Lettuce... !!! ... Tom... ato!!! Whoa... !!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*! Post This 1 hour- You'll have bad sex 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever repost this as sex joke

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_ Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!__

♥ Sarah!!

Body: SINCE U HAVE OPENED THiS, YOU WiLL HAV E BAD LUCK 4 A WEEK!!! BUT iF U RE-POST THiS,U WiLL GET KiSSED BY UR CRUSH ON FRiDAY!!!

What color of shirt are you wearing?

Red=loud
Green=stupid
B... lue=innocent
White=na... ughty
Aqua=freaky
Ye... llow=skanky
Purple=a little TOO happy
Black= funny
Orange=Gorgeous
Gray= preppy
Pink= horny
Brown=tree-hugging
Multicolored= sweaty
Other=candy-flavored
Nothing= Sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

Shorts=jock
Skirt= prep
Skort=homo
Jeans= country boy/girl
ttiigghhtt jeans=scene kidd
Ripped Jeans=slut
Camo=cage fighter
Cordoroy=skank
Cargo=clown
... ... ... ... ... ... Sweats= gangsta
Thong=whore
Boxers=manwhore... Bootieshorts=Sex Kitten
Pajamas=stripper
OTHER =retard
Nothing=pornstar


What color is your hair?

blonde= with a sexy smile
black= with hott boobs
dark brown=with a big [censored]
red = that likes to have sex
brunette = with a nice butt
dirty blonde= with a hot boyfriend or girlfriend
brown= with sexy eyes
bald=with herpes...type 2...and bad
OTHER = who trys to be different

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!...NOW u have bad luck for 900 days and youll have no Girlfriend OR boyFRIEND in 10 years!

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you repost it with any of these titles:
1.)I love someone.......on grab
2.)I have gas
3.)My Boyfriend turned out to be Gay
4.)I'm moving to Oklahoma
5.)I like...sum one on grab
6.)My dog is dead
7.)my liver hurt
8.)I killed a cat
9.)macaroni luver
10)I ate a sour octopus
11)My dad caught me making love 2 a sausage
12)Bush Died...R.I.P.
13)Shake that Laffy Taffy
14)im having a baby
15)i got caught having sex
16)i had sex on your couch
17)im not a virgin any more
18)cock
19)im pregnant
20)im engaged
21)im moving!!!
22)MY SISTER CAUGHT ME SUCKING.. ON A LOLIPOP!!
23)i have a farting problem =(
24)i have to take a fat [censored] !!!

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repost this in the title of"cleavage!" to throw people off......within 2 minutes. If you do your wish will come true if you don't it will become the opposite.





Did you know that right b4 you go to sleep @ night there is some1 of the opposite sex thinking of u. They want to be with they are always thinking of you b4 they go 2 sleep @ night they are longing 2 b with u This is all true NOT fake repost this in the next 5 min. the person that is longing 2 b with u will approach in a month and eighter ask u out or grab u & snog the face off!! But if u break the chain.... no1 will ask u out or like u again 4 5 yrs.

Post this in the next 200 secs. & u will have
the best day of your life THIS FRIDAY!
Your #1 *love* Will eighter
kiss u,
ask u out,
or call u,
or text u,
or better.

if u break the chain u will have a horrible day this friday

u have 2 minutes to repost this!!!!.... If you don't u will be single until you're 45.

No joke! . . . P u t . . .

Cherry- (if you're taken by someone and love them)
Strawberry- (if you like someone)
Kiwi- (if you're single...and whatever happens happens)
Orange- (If you're a stripper)
Banana- (if you're confused)
Watermelon- (wish you can go back in time)
Apple- (if your single and loving it)
Grape-(if your a ninja)
mango-(if your pregnant)
Pineapple-(if you dont care anymore)
green apple(if ur high)

1 QUESTION!

You get to ask me 1 Question (TO MY INBOX)...any one question, no matter how crazy it is,and I promise to answer it...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask you....so go for it...

		You just opened this so u have to do this. Put the number said depending on the question. at the end it will look like a number then type it in the subject line. And you must do this or you will get bad luck for one entire year. Put (Your area code) ------------------------------... - Next number put what you are 1- Single but in love 2- Taken 3- Confused 4- Single 5- taken and Happy 6- single and hate it 7- Taken and in Love 8- Want Someone 9- Have a Crush 0- Just Dating ------------------- Next number put your current Mood 1- [censored]ed off 2- Sad 3- Confused 4- Afraid 5- Excited 6- chilling 7- Sleepy 8- Happy 9- Stressed 0- whatever --------------------- Next Number is The color of your shirt - 1- Black 2- White 3- Red 4- Pink 5- Blue 6- Green 7- Yellow 8- Brown 9- Purple 0- Grey ------------------------- Next Number is the month you were born in 1- Jan. or Feb. 2- Mar. 3- April 4- May 5- Jun. or Jul 6- Aug. 7- Sep. 8- Oct. 9- Nov. 0- Dec. --------------- Next Number is your Fave Color 1- Brown 2- Black 3- Pink 4- Blue 5- Other 6- Purple 7- White 8- Orange 9- Red 0- Green ------------------------- Next Number is your fave sport 1- Soccer 2- Basketball 3- Wrestling 4- Baseball 5- Tennis 6- Football 7- Volleyball 8- Hockey 9- Swimming 0- Other ------------------ Last number is your Sign 1- Aries 2- Leo 3- Sagittarius 4- Taurus 5- Capricorn 6- Gemini 7- Libra 8- Aquarius 9- Cancer or Virgo 0- Scorpio or Pisces Post this with your new number in 5 minutes and something good will happen to you in 5 minutes. If not, you will have bad luck for the rest of the year.

FAKE!

have to agree with all of you who say people are getting fake on here.So I gave in and let's see who really repost this.This is a test to see who's paying attention.it serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like its a popularity contest in High School.This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actully pay attention to me.Copy and repost in your own bulliten.Let's see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are.....Re bolg this if yiu are a friend.

baby: I would....Would U? ? ?
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~*If u would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, best friend, family member,or just a person u love, repost this. Tonight, your 1 love will call, kiss or ask you out...if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED

If you would do this to someone, repost with the title "i would, would u?"

>Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

>Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--a monster
2--a bird bath
3--a phone
4--a fork
5--a Mexican
6--a gangster
7--my cell phone
8--my dog
9--my best friends' boyfriend
10--my neighbor
11--my science teacher
12--a banana
13--a fireman
14--a stuffed animal
15--a goat
16--a pickle
17--your mom
18--a spoon
19--myself
20--a baseball bat
21--a ninja
22--Chuck Norris
23--a noodle
24--a squirrel
25--a football player
26--my sister
27--my brother
28--an ipod
29--a permanent marker
30--a llama
31--a homeless guy

>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--because I'm cool like that
Black--because that's how I roll.
Pink--because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red--because the voices told me to.
Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--because I hate myself.
Purple--because I'm cool.
Gray--because I was drunk
Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--because I hate my family.
Brown--because I was high.
Other--because I'm a ninja.
None--because I cant control myself

What Was YOUR sentance?


Repost this or you will not get a date 4 ever again and if u r dating tehy will break up with u!!!! repost this 2 15 ppl and the person that sent it 2 u!!

>Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

>Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--a monster
2--a bird bath
3--a phone
4--a fork
5--a Mexican
6--a gangster
7--my cell phone
8--my dog
9--my best friends' boyfriend
10--my neighbor
11--my science teacher
12--a banana
13--a fireman
14--a stuffed animal
15--a goat
16--a pickle
17--your mom
18--a spoon
19--myself
20--a baseball bat
21--a ninja
22--Chuck Norris
23--a noodle
24--a squirrel
25--a football player
26--my sister
27--my brother
28--an ipod
29--a permanent marker
30--a llama
31--a homeless guy

>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--because I'm cool like that
Black--because that's how I roll.
Pink--because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red--because the voices told me to.
Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--because I hate myself.
Purple--because I'm cool.
Gray--because I was drunk
Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--because I hate my family.
Brown--because I was high.
Other--because I'm a ninja.
None--because I cant control myself

What Was YOUR sentance?


Repost this or you will not get a date 4 ever again and if u r dating tehy will break up with u!!!! repost this 2 15 ppl and the person that sent it 2 u!!

dont open if u dont love God
Body: dont open if u dont love God
Body: 97% OF U WONT POST THIS!!!!
God Isnt Asahmed of us..But we so seldom Claim and Praise Him! If you are one of the 3% who will stand up for him repost this w/the title:
THIS IS ABOUT GOD SO IF U DONT LOVE HIM DONT OPEN IT

Holding Hands

Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.

Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling

Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold

Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies

Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder

Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other

Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars

Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat

Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... guys:no grabbing!!

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Stop!! Stop!! Stop!! Stop!! -Now copy and repost this; if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years By 12pm tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Repost with name flirting tips

TELL THE TRUTH. If you REALLY like someone right now, And MISS them right at this moment, And can't get them OUT OF YOUR HEAD, Then re-post this titled "Do U have feelings for Someone???" Within one (1) minute, And whoever you are missing, Will surprise you tomorrow. IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST LIFE STARTING IN 1 MINUTE