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It's For You - The Beatles
Nov 05, 2009 | 12:08PM
here's a Beatles' song, ay'll betcha've never-ever heard b'fore! Enjoy!
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Is This Your Age Group?
Nov 02, 2009 | 10:32AM
IS THIS YOUR AGE GROUP?
IF NOT, TOO BAD!

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Black and White
(Under age 40? You won't understand.)

You could hardly see for all the snow, spread the rabbit ears as far as they go...pull a chair up to the TV set,

'Good Night, David.
Good Night, Chet.'

My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter and I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.coli.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then..

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.

We all took gym, not PE...and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now. We all wore white, short sleeved, buttoned shirts and (short) blue shorts for gym, washed over the weekend and brought back clean on Monday. We all took showers at end of Gym before going to our next class.
Flunking gym was not an option.... even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the national anthem, and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention..

We must have had horribly damaged psyches. What an archaic health system we had then. Do you remember the school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, Play Stations, Nintendo’s, X-boxes, text messaging or over 270 H.D. digital TV cable stations.

Oh yeah.... and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48-cent bottle of mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked. Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either, because if we did we got our butt spanked there and then we got our butt spanked again when we got home.

I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop, just before he fell off.

Little did his Mom know that she could have owned everything we had, along with our house..

Instead, she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family.

How could we possibly have known that?

We needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes.

We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac!

How did we ever survive?

LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA. AND TO ALL WHO DIDN'T, SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MISSED.
I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING!

Pass this to someone and remember that life's most simple pleasures are very often the best. (Feel free to copy/ paste...) ☠
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F-15 Lands on ONE wing!!
Nov 01, 2009 | 11:37PM
it takes a DARN GOOD pilot to do this!!!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Oct 30, 2009 | 12:20PM
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Update on Dreadnaught Dan:
Oct 24, 2009 | 3:28PM
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our friend Dreadnaught Dan, who had a heart attack, 'bout a month ago...
he'd been in a play at the Newport Performin' Arts Cent'r 'n' b'tween acts, had gone out t' his car... 'n' someone had t' go out 'n' check on him, 'n' found him collaps'd.

poor Dan'd been through hell...
he told us 'bout his ordeal... how he'd "really felt ok" but someone'd call'd paramedics, 'n' they kept askin' "did he have chest pain?" they took him to th' hospital anyway 'n' next thing he knew he woke up in OHSU, in Portland, almost a week lat'r.

in all, he'd had a heart attack, congestive heart failure, 'n' a collaps'd lung. he'd told us all 'bout th' ordeal of IV's 'n' tubes down his throat 'n' his arms were ti'd down (they didn't want him t' wake 'n' - wond'rin' where he was, 'n' try t' pull out th' tubes - which is exactly what would'v happ'n'd, had they not tied his arms down)... 'n' thankfully he had a nurse that was good at "charades" t' allow him t' communicate with them.

talk 'bout lousy landlords... just cause Dan'd end'd up in hospital, HIS landlords evict'd him outta his house in Newport. he's now stayin' at th' Whale Inn, in Depoe Bay, waitin' for an openin' at Otter Crest, just south of Depoe Bay.

mondays 'n' thursdays, owlsy 'n' ay go t' free dinner at "St. Texaco" (a church behind th' old Texaco station, which ay always forget the name of, hence my name for it) 'n' past thursday, we took a "to-go" dinn'r t' Dan 'n' had a good visit. he was happily surpris'd t' see us, wond'rin' how ay'd track'd him down. =)

we had a good visit 'n' told him it was really good t' see him 'n' und'r th' circumstances, he was entitld't ' his answ'r, which was "it was good T' BE SEEN"! lol.
(we also got t' meet his kitty, Candy, who is a sweet lit'le girl 'n' a good companion t' Dan.) he looks good, too - he's lost a lot of weight, but ay think can still keep his pirate name of "Dreadnaught Dan"... 'n' while in hospital, they shav'd his beard, much t' his dismay - but he's growin' it back. =) (DON'T shave a pirate's beard!!) >P

t' those of ye who answ'r'd me Pray'r R'quest, THANK YOU!

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Oct 21, 2009 | 11:55AM
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t'night's sunset...
Oct 19, 2009 | 6:30PM
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*(current view from Roads's End, Lincoln City, OR)*
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