I have told people for a number of years that I make a better ex than I do being what ever I was before being classified as an "ex."  My divorce has proven me right and now I can honestly say I knew I was right even when people told me that it wasn't so.  Don't get me wrong I have had several pretty serious relationships and when I say serious I mean actually fight over which way the toilet paper is put on the roller and then for some reason or another things get down right [censored]ty(in the relationship....I wasn't referring to the toilet paper b/c we know it'll  get [censored]ty sometimes too) but in the end I usually end up making a pretty decent ex if I allow it.

Now, I got a divorce and I mean a DIVORCE.  I really didn't come out that bad I suppose in the end because I learned COMPROMISE and NEGOTIATION...I thought I knew all about compromise and negotiation before but I didn't have a clue!  Now, I hated this B*#ch and was looking to rip her head off in every possible way in the end. I was going to have to work for the rest of my life to give her things that I didn't have to begin with in the marriage nor acquired through the marriage literally.  I was beginning to think that I needed to commit a horrible crime and get life without parole just so I was assured 3 hots and a cot. Then...I compromised and negotiated myself out of my house and some of the surrounding land, a fancy horse trailer, a high dollar vehicle and some horses to boot I guess, since I already carried insurance on ALL the kids I kept that part of it too and all the major medical bills that we had when my son and daughter was born....trust me, even though I have to maintain the her house payment, kids medical insurance and had to pay off the medical bill it was far cheaper on my butt!!! So.........after all this and the hashing out of who was living with who and visitation.........I was livid. So now I am officially considered the EX!

Then come JEFF! Jeff,Jeff, Jeff....God I love you man. Thanks for being so good to my kids and my EX!  Jeff is now KieLee's new beau...I AM OFFICIALLY THE EX of EX's now.  Life is good. Me and KieLee came to a better understanding of how things really needed to work for our children's sake and well being. ...the courts doesn't know that crap they just make it up and assign the same crap to everyone that gets a divorce because it is considered "standard"!!!  We have tweeked a few things as far as who is living with who and how visitation will work.

Now after all of this bull lark and months of fighting and feuding things are pretty easy. Not only are me and Jeff friends but me and Kie has something now that we never even had in our last years of marriage...I know when she chooses me as a shoulder to cry on and blubber about her feelings getting hurt by another man and ask my OPINION and actually consider trying what I suggest for once rather than thinking I'm a complete idiot, when she can tell her new man to bring something that is broke to her old man for fixing and they both can come together and set around and we can say "hey you remember when me and you.....blah blah blah" and everyone is rolling on the floor laughing, when we can set and think about all the [censored] we done to each other and get past it and almost be spitting on each other trying to talk first of who really did what and almost crying hysterically about it.........I MAKE A BETTER EX.  KieLee and Jeff....best of luck to ya friends and may god bless ya. You have my support and admiration in all that you may wish for in life...as long as it doesn't involve another red penny from me***wink***.  Katrina....you just have to deal with the fact that I purposely step on the toilet paper roll every time I put it on there so that it "bump bumps" **SNORT** around the roller since it doesn't make a damn to ya how it is placed on the roller. 

.........................................................................cHEYne.................................................................................