Man O Man O Man....I just really hate it when I'm right.  I had this bet going with some of my buddies that women say one thing but they really do another...which is not uncommon they just usually won't admit it. BUT, I had this bet that women really say that , "it doesn't matter what a man is like on the outside but what is on the inside"....BULL[censored]!  So in my efforts to prove my point and instill in the minds of others that women really do take more into consideration in WHAT A MAN LOOKS LIKE ON THE OUTSIDE vs. What is on the inside...and I mean within the heart not within the pants.  SOOOOOOO, the first thing I did to prove my point in what I had been preaching was...I told my buddies, GO ASK MY EX WIFE. My ex is all about pretty and all about looks. So this past weekend, to also prove my point, I tell my pals that we are going to the country club on Friday and Saturday both and I was going to prove my point yet again. Friday night...me and Katrina, KieLee and Jeff, Judd and Alexis and some others all go to the club,,,,I show up late as part of my plan for the other to set back and watch my entrance. I come looking like I had just got off work...I had matter of fact...I had on wore out jeans with grease on them, old boots, a ball cap, a nasty t-shirt, dirty hands and elbows, A REAL GREASE MONKEY, didn't smell all that terrific and a set of 3 day old whiskers on my face. YUCK!!!  The first look I got was from....MY EX, the second Katrina...so I go over and set down at this table by myself and I set there for a long time with no women hardly even giving me the time of day. Saturday night....we all go back....I walked in with new jeans pressed to the max, a nice dress shirt that was tucked in with a nice gold buckle, gold chain, watch, braclet, shined up boots, fresh cologne, nice shaved, and a cowboy hat and my Tom Cruise sun glasses....OH YEAH BABY...I was looking pretty good for an old man as opposed to the night before!!!  Now....there was a BUNCH of the same women out Friday night that was out Saturday night too. Now, "hey cowboy your looking fine wanna dance"...SURE but why didn't you ask me last night? "Hey can I set at your table"...Why didn't you set at my table last night???  "Care to sing a song or two with me"....WHY NOT but I could sing last night too!!!  "Yo baby can you give momma a ride home tonight"....NOPE, my ex-wife and girl friend is here tonight too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **SNORT**. Oh boy. See what I mean...looks are more than women say they are...not a woman one touched my ass or rubbed up against my.......you know what on Friday night but made plenty of effort on Saturday.  Who ya kiddin...not this fool because I clearly proved my POINT yet again............................cHEYne