WOW....last night we were all setting around waiting for the safety inspector to complete his job and waiting on a tanker truck to bring in water....needless to say we had a pretty good waiting period, worse than setting in an ER to be realistic but OH WHAT THE HEY it gave us a chance to cool down and talk. After about 45 minutes some retard decided to play an honest to god game...Tell 50 things about yourself that NO ONE may know. I informed that poor feller that there was not just a whole lot of people that didn't know  me so he extended the playing field to 50 things ppl didn't know or just very few ppl that may know. STILL HARD I didn't know if I could come up with 50 things or not..........YOU TRY to do it yourself.

1.  I never wear underwear   2.  I always have a hat on my head  3. My favorite color is black

4. I'm left handed   5.  One leg is slightly shorter than the other   6.  I love Naomi Judd

5.  I do like Michael Jackson's music   6.  I've been working on rigs since I was barely 18

7. I am a recovering alcoholic  8. I spent some time in rehab  9. I still think about the love of my

life (Katelin)  10. I was an abused child  11. I wear my heart on my sleeve but can still hold a

grudge   12. I am a real [censored] and love to be one on most days  13. I'm a comedian without

even trying to be   14. I'm the only one that takes me serious  15. I have given several ass

whippin's and wore a few myself   16.  I love older women  17.  I can't stand a smartass, talk

back teenager   18.  I hate to be dirty when I'm not working   19.  I HATE mousers...they scare

me   20.  I buy a new truck every 2 to 3 years  21.  I am OCD  22. I have a particular way clothes

are folded and hangers are hung   23.  I'm not a big fan of sweet things   24.  I only wear one

brand of boots  25.  I actually like to shop  26.  I can scare myself in the dark   27.  I would love

to go visit the children at Saint Judes  28.  I have a heart condition  29.  I'm terrified of needles

30.  I have a real heart for children even when not mine   31.  I am actually a good daddy and

one that cares  32. Some of my dearest friends are my ex's  33.  I would actually die for my

father if it meant others would be happy  34.  I can't stand the sight of blood   35.  I have a gun

collection no one would believe  36.  I've never really ever had a broken bone  37.  I love to ride

rough stock  38. I've been in jail for stupid stuff on my part  39. I do have a college education

and a Bachelor's degree  40.  I love to have a good time  41. I like karoke   42.  I can dance 

43.  Baby puke and dirty diapers still make me gag   44.  I will not FLY...I hate planes  

45.  I have wore women's clothes before (for [censored] and giggles)   46.  If I'm not picking on ya I

don't like you at all   47.  My favorite time of the day is actually NIGHT   48.  I'm very neat and

detailed  49.  I can't stand clutter  50.  I'm smarter than I act and look!