Well I hope this blog finds everyone in great health and good spirits. It's been a while since my last blog but all with good reasoning. I'm home for a whole MONTH; actually, a little longer. So I will be here for the birth of my new daughter and Thanksgiving. The reason I have been gone for SO long is primarily due to my job as always but the opportunity that arose for me just could not be passed up considering I just built a new house, the number of kids I already have and another mouth on the way. Yee Haw I am a blessed man...I do know that. I got the opportunity to go see another section of the world with a very good pay incentive.  I seen, I done and I will be going back to Iraq. Ewww boy howdy mercy alive I do have to tell ya it is quite different.  If you haven't ever seen sand fleas....introduce your body to Iraq. What the hell?

I encountered my first experience with a taser gun while there too. My god those little puppies are not to play with!!!  You just would not believe the mass destruction to the human body that a 4 inch hand held gun looking like thang can do operating off 2 AAA batteries. I was still in search of my testicles the next day!!!

Well there has been lots of interesting things that has happened while I was there for a 5 month stitch but what do you expect. My life is actually pretty calm...I never knew there was such a thing for me but it's NICE. My kids are all doing very well and growin' like weeds. I finally got Cadence and Malakie adopted FOR REAL and Cortney chose to change for name as well so we are all sporting the Austyne name now even my ex wife. No, that is actually going quite well too. I guess me and KieLee what you would consider fantastic friends now and would do anything for the other without it affecting our significant others. It's really good. Last weekend we all decided to go blow up the karoke gin hole....I did not drink a drop, I swear....and KieLee and I sang a duet together. It must of sounded really great since we were ask to come back!!! My sweet little Katrina poo is....is.....is....BIG as a house but still beautiful. Actually she has only gained 19 lbs and I swear it is all in her belly.....it's all baby and baby water fluids. EWWWW! We still have NOT picked out a name yet...we just can't agree on anything. I'm kinda tired of doing the CHEY CHEY CHEY bit, you know what I mean. CHEYne, CHEYenne, CHEYlee, CHEYland....and on and on and on. NO MORE. She picked out CheyLynn Marie....hell no. No ,No, No. Katrina's middle name is Lynn so she decided on CheyLynn and Marie is my poor dear god sister's name.  We ain't cursing this child. Hell I was happy with "awwwwwww" that's the only thing people says or does for the first 6 months of babys life anyway. They would know their name that way. The middle name "[censored]" thats what people normally say from 6 months to 18. So there ya have it....Awwwww [censored] Austyne.

Well as much as I hate to....we are packing up and going hunting. I just can't believe that Katrina is  making me go hunting. She is practically having to break my arm to get me to go so when she has had enough of the jungle I shall return.  Have a great day and god bless ya.