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"Hot Fun In The Summertime"
Jul 15, 2008 | 6:27AM
 
 Riddles, Jokes, and BrainBusters !

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions who haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
THE ROOM WITH THE LIONS ! IF THEY HAVE NOT EATEN FOR 3 YEARS, IT MUST BE ASSUMED THAT THEY ARE DEAD!



2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
SHE IS A PHOTOGRAPHER!  THE RIDDLE DESCRIBES TAKING A PICTURE, DEVELOPING IT, AND HANGING IT UP TO DRY!


3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away ?
CHARCOAL!  (Is there another answer which will fit)?


4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?
YESTERDAY, TODAY, AND TOMORROW!

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!
THE LETTER "E", THE MOST FREQUENTLY USED LETTER IN THE ENGLICH LANGUAGE, IS NOT USED IN THE ABOVE PARAGRAPH!
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6. What do giraffes have that no other animals have?
BABY  GIRAFFES!

7. Why were the Indians here (in North America) before Christopher Columbus?
THEY ALL HAD RESERVATIONS!

8. What was the highest mountain in the world BEFORE  Mt. Everest was discovered?
IT WAS STILL  MT. EVEREST!

9. Assuming you own a house, what is the surest way to keep water from getting into your house?
DON'T PAY YOUR WATER BILL!

10. Why is a room filled with married couples the same as an empty  room?
THERE IS NOT A SINGLE PERSON IN IT!

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I am an avid collector of playing cards, and card memorabelia. I founded the Grand Prix "live" Tournaments Organization nine years ago. I have played cards (Bridge, Spades, Cribbage, Euchre, Hearts, Whist, etc) for more than 30 years. I am the author of five card game books ("Win At Spades"; "Win At Hearts"; "Win At Whist"; "Win At Euchre"; and "Win At Barbu"). I have written articles for Games Magazine, and the MSN Gaming Zone. I also enjoy all types of music, especially Classical and Jazz. I reside in eastern Mass. and I have been a Red Sox fan for years! I am thrilled to be part of the Grab.com community!