Livestock Logistics Problem

A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, 2 chickens and a goose.  The farmer looks at his purchases and says, "Oh bother, I WALKED here.  How am I going to carry all this home?"  The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in the other hand?"  "Hey, thanks," the farmer said and off he went.  Whilst walking home he met a little old lady who told him she was lost.  She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 42 Cherrytree Lane?"  The farmer said, "Well as a matter of fact, I live just down the road from there.  Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.  We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.  How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me against the wall, pull up my skirt and ravish me?"  The farmer said, "For goodness sake lady!  I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens and a goose.  How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"  She replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket......and I'll hold the chickens."

For a few days this/last week I had problems with my Internet connection, which was due to a faulty wi-fi router.  Cobbled up my old broadband modem which was not very reliable I'm afraid to say.  So, although I was getting on-line I kept losing the connection.  My apologies to anyone I was chattiing to if I lost you mid chat.

Have a new wi-fi router so should be OK now.

Broke Back Deer Camp

Four guys were at a deer camp.  They had to bunk two to a room but no-one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.  They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to down to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.  The other two said, "Man, what happened to you?"  He said "Daryl snored so loudly I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was the second guy's turn.  In the morning, same thing - hair standing on end, eyes all bloodshot.  The other two said, "Man, what happened to you?  You look awful."  He said "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof.  I sat up and watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn.  Frank was a big burly ex-football player, a man's man.  The next morning he came down to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.  "Good morning," he said.  The other two couldn't believe it!  He looked rested and wide awake.  They asked, "Man, what happened?"  He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.  I went and tucked Daryl into bed and patted his bottom and kissed him good night.  Daryl sat up and watched me all night.."

I have seen several people asking about a JF tourney, often wondered why no-one was doing one as it's my favourite game.  There is a very good reason for this, it is due to a technical problem.  I asked Grab about this and the reply I had is below.  My thanks to Kate M of Grab support for the info.

Some games such as Jungle Fruit either do not record scores in tourney mode or display an error when attempting to post a score or simply do not play at all when tourney enabled. We are terribly sorry about this, Jungle Fruit receives an error code when attempting to post the score.

So, unless Grab can sort it, we are out of luck.

As an atheist I am not going to wish you Happy Holiday.  As an atheist I am not sending you Seasons greetings.  What I am going to do is wish all Grablings....................................................................................

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MERRY

CHRISTMAS

May your God bless you, your family and friends this Christmas and always.