Donald, the competition Winner

Donald, with fellow crofters Hector and Archie are looking at the 'terrible' sheep prices in the Advertiser when they spot a new "Spot the Sheep" competition on page 3.  And to their amazement, there were the slopes of Strathcrian.  They knew exactly where the sheep were, put their X's on the spots and sure enough won the 3 prizes.  Archie won a 48" flat screen TV, Hector a lap top and Donald an electric loo brush.

3 weeks later, the lads were discussing their prizes.  Archie said that he really enjoyed 'One Mand and His Dog' and the farming programmes in hi definition Gaelic.  Hector said he was now proficient in "He-Male" and managed to make contact with his cousin Jerry in Australia.  The lads then asked Donald how he was getting on with his electric loo brush.

"Well now," replied Donald, "Myself and Big Maggie are most disappointed with it, and we will be going back to using good fashioned tolet paper right away!"