The police Inspector from Oban visited Glendally and was giving Donald's cousin Callum, the local policeman a hard time for not cracking down on the local crimewave.  "I saw big Maggie crossing the road and not using a crossing, even worse, I saw Donald riding a bike on the pavement."

Callum promised to bring law and order to Glendally.

That night he found his cousin Angus drilling the safe of the Clydesdale Bank.  "What are you doing Angus?"

"Well now, you've caught me redhanded Callum."

Lucky for you Angus -  you weren't riding a bike on the pavement otherwise I would have had to run you in."