Dear Continental, Delta, Southwest, American, and every other stupid commercial airline,
I am writing this letter to inform you that you suck. Because you repeatedly jack up your prices around the holidays, you are making it impossible for me to see my family during my winter break. While I'm no economic genius, I understand the basic concepts of capitalism and supply and demand. I also understand that you take advantage of people like me, who can only take vacations during the holiday breaks, because that's when the schools are closed. Flight prices magically go up between $100 and $300 from normally overpriced airfare if I want to fly during the only time when most children and teachers have time off. I've been really excited about having some time off and seeing my family. Thanks a bunch for ruining the only thing I was looking forward to during the break. I'm sure I'll have a wonderful time sitting on the couch by myself while everyone else I know (including Lex) is still at work or is away visiting their families. While we're at it, give a big high five to your friends the cruise lines, resort hotels, Disneys Land and World, and the rest of your evil little club. In conclusion, you are a bunch of capitalistic jerks, so [insert your swear word of choice here] you.
Best wishes in this holiday season,
Lauren
Word of the Day:
frantic (adj) - very excited with worry or fear