Ok... I'll do this. First to say,
"I own you!" will own me (Boss; owner)
Second to say,
"I own you!" will be the Manager.
Third to say,
"I own you!" will be the assistant of manager.
Fourth to say,
"I own you!" will be the secretary.
Last to say,
"I own you!" is a LOSER! Tehehehe... >:]

STARTING NOW!