Hope all who are here have a wonderful weekend. Be Blessed Mengnu

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .'

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, right?

The birds are out early, in their little slickers and boots; some toting bumbershoots others typical Washingtonians not wearing even a coat.

Ah life is good. UGH! Ok, enough sweetness and light... where's the coffee?

Have a great day! Stay dry, drink lots of fluids and keep happy thoughts.... that is ... once your awake. LOL

God Bless you all

Jan

Sometimes it's best to just stop analyzing, and just let it go.

My favorite grandmother once said to me when teaching me about loss of a loved one and of grieving.

"Sweetheart, when that loved one is on their way, they carry on their backs a toe-sack. And in that sack collects all the tears of all the people who loved that person. Those tears turn into little grains of sand that slowly fill that sack. With each one, that sack gets heavier and heavier for that loved one to carry, and it weights them down; slows them down. Sometimes so many are crying and filling that sack that they have to start dragging it cause they can't carry it anymore.

So when you cry for someone who's gone on their way, go ahead and cry. But, don't forget all the others crying too.

You don't want to slow your loved one down on their journey to the Lord, cause He loves them too, and He's waiting on them to get there".

"Grieve for your loss, yes, but don't fill the sack. Let it go and help them on their way with a lighter load".

Be Blessed