A mother enters her daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands. It is with great regret and sorry that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it’s not only that mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams. I’ve learned that marijuana doesn’t hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want. In the meantime we’ll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I’ll visit you so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith

Hello,

Well I went thru something I hope never happens to you or anybody else. This morning a guy was sitting in his car at a stop sign. I was driving east and I saw his car at the stop sign. I wasn’t paying any attention what was going on from the backside of my car. I was waiting for the light to turn green when a man came to the driver side of my car. My windows were opened and he pointed a large gun at my face and demanded my wallet. I didn’t give him my wallet. But I had my car in 1^st gear and took off as fast I can. The man shot his gun, I did not get shot and I was not hurt. But instead the bullet went to where you open to pop the latch to get at the gas cap. It didn’t ruin the gas tank. It went thru my car and was later determine the bullet exit out from the car. I saw a cop at the gas station and request to make a police report. I was told that I would have to go at the police station. So I went there and had several cops going inside and out of my car searching for the bullet and see what type of gun it was. I was doing paper work and had 4 officers asking me all kinds of questions. I was there for over an hour. I wasn’t going to be shot at. Anyway I’m not ready to die. Not like that way this morning. I’m lucky to be alive. I went to work and was still shaken over it. So I left went to see my sister at her job. She called her mother in-law and asked if I could stay there till she gets off from her work. If I wasn’t homeless I would gone to my home instead. So I went to my sister mother in-law house and slept most of it off till my sister came to get my 1 year old niece.

I hope this doesn’t happen to you……….   

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When I was a teenager, I was shot before by my brother. He is younger then me. Well he finds my step dad hand gun. He removes the bullets out. And he called my name. Then the gun went off. He didn’t know there was a bullet inside the chamber. The bullet enters my left arm and exit out of my arm and enters my right leg. So my mom called 911 and my step dad hold me down. I went into shock. The bullet is still in my right leg today. The bullet shatters the bones. I was told the bullet did not do any damage where I need to go for surgery. So I went to physical therapy for my left hand. My brother was crying because what had happened. I know in my heart it was an accident.

Take care

Mystic (Steve)

Parking Valet Copies Woman's Keys; Hides Under Her Bed For 2 Days

June 22, 2006 3:05 p.m. EST

Washington, DC (AHN)-A stalker hid under a woman's bed for two days-just for the chance to be alone with her. The convicted stalker, Carlo Castellanos-Feria, reportedly hid a video camera on a desk in the victim's bedroom, and disappeared under the bed when he heard the woman and her boyfriend come into the apartment.

He remained there for two days until he was discovered by the victim's boyfriend.

Ken Wainstein, U.S. Attorney, says, "In a lot of ways, [it's the] stuff of an urban nightmare."

The nightmare started at Holy Cross Hospital where the victim met her stalker who was working as a parking valet. Even more bizarre is the manner in which the stalker acquired the keys to the woman's apartment.

Ken wainstein, U.S. attorney, says, "He got access to her keys. He then took that opportunity to get those keys copied. That's something we should all think about next time we leave our keys somewhere."

Meanwhile, Judge Herbert Dixon handed down a three-year sentence, including treatment for mental illness and sex crimes. Court documents show the Hyattsville man had a change of clothes, condoms, a power cord and latex gloves with him under victim's bed at the time of his arrest.

When investigators searched Carlo Castellanos-Feria's home, they found vacation photos of his victim and a wedding video. Investigators later determined the items were stolen from her ex-husband's home.

Wedding Doves

Imagine the following:

You have just made it through your

wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps. The photographer raises his camera. Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait. The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward The sky.  Not a dry eye in the house, the mera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity....

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Cows, Calves: Never Bred.... Also 1 Gay bull for sale

Nordic Track $300 Hardly used, Call Chubby

Georgia Peaches, California grown - 89 cents lb.

Nice Parachute:  Never opened -  used once

Joining Nudist Colony !    Must sell washer and dryer $300

Wedding dress for sell.  Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.  (advertised in Waco's Thrifty Nickel)

(And the best one)

For sale by owner :Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.

Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.  

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen , a  3 year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligenty, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide eyed 3 year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded,

"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place..... smack his ass again ! "

If you don't laugh at this one , there's no hope for you.

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If you are offended of a nude picture, please do not click on the link to view this.... This is a funny picture to see this.

Turn your volome on when you click on the link. (enjoy) 

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Check out what some of our boys overseas did to their  helicopter. Some Afghan is probably freaking out right about now.   This very specialMi-24 helicopter is presently flying in Afghanistan, where it is no doubt causing quite a stir

God Bless the U.S.A. 

GOD BLESS AMERICA

keep him walking.

This man is walking the World for Peace.

Say a prayer for our soldiers,

This is really intresting how someone did this. He's walking around the world

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If you are easily offended by explicit graphic pictures, please do not view this.

I'm driving along on the highway   at   65 miles per an hour (the speed limit ) , minding my own business, when outta nowhere there's this big crack in my windshild !!

                                                               I swerved right

                 and then left,

                                                and it was still right there !!

          There just ain't NO words for this !!

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Bad Day
By Daniel Powter
BandCodes.com

Press the play button for all 6 clips. (enjoy)