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Gotta love him! HEHE
Sep 24, 2009 | 6:19PM
Have you stopped laughing yet? I hav'nt, LOL!!!!
Blessings to all, Warrior
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Cajun Confession
Aug 25, 2009 | 6:18PM
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Tommy Hebert?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Tommy Hebert, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Leblanc?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Thibodeaux?'
'I'll never tell..'
' Was it Nina Boudreaux?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Breaux?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa Robicheaux, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Tommy Hebert, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Tommy walks back to his pew, and his friend Marcel slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
4 months vacation and five good leads.
I lived all over Louisisanna. All my children were born there. Hope you enjoy, a friend from crowley, la sent it to me. Blessings to all, Lee
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Choir does storms with hands, AMAZING!!!!!!
Aug 13, 2009 | 1:44PM
Been sure to have you speakers on, wonderful, My brother who works with Nasa doesn't seem to have much to but send me stuff, hehe. Blessing, Nightwarrior
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Whispers from his Wings
Aug 08, 2009 | 12:27PM
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It was a beautiful morning this morning I looked out the window to see
I saw the soaring eagle flying in front of me
With the whisper of the wind from his wing tips I could hear
The words I love you mom and my children I heard it so clear
With a scream from his voice he said tell mom its okay
I hear the words she speaks at night when she prays
Tell my children I love them they are growing up so fast
Tell them how great and powerful my love is and how it last
Tell them I am watching over them in everything they do
Tell them they are my everything and this is so true
Tell my mom she was always the best friend I ever had
Tell my mom I am happy so please don't be so sad
Tell them I will be waiting for them when God says its time
But until then tell them not to worry so I am really fine
As he turned his wings up to soar upon the highest cloud
He looked back at me with the most beautiful smile.
He said heaven is so beautiful I wished that you could see
And God made the perfect place just for me.
~~~~~~~~~~ Poetic Angel ~~~~~~~~~~
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THE LAW IS THE LAW - SO BE IT!!!!
Jul 31, 2009 | 5:12PM
So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it.
And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it.
I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen.
I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions.
I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE?
Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings , I don't believe the Government and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life.
I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. After all, it's just another day.
I'd like the " US Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter as well as Sundays." After all, it's just another day.
I'd like the Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to worry about getting home for the Christmas Break." After all it's just another day.
I'm thinking that a lot of my taxpayer dollars could be saved, if all government offices & services would work on Christmas, Good Friday & Easter. It shouldn't cost any overtime since those would be just like any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be "politically correct." In fact....
I think that our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside for worshipping God...) because, after all, our government says that it should be just another day....
What do you all think????
If this idea gets to enough people, maybe our elected officials will stop giving in to the "minority opinions"
and begin, once again, to represent the "majority" of ALL of the American people.
SO BE IT...........
Please Dear Lord,
Give us the help needed to keep you in our country!
'Amen' and 'Amen'
Touche!
These are definitely things I never thought about but from now on, I will be sure to question those in government who support these changes. Reblog or email this, it really makes a lot of sense and although I am part Native American, I am still an AMERICAN!!!!!!! Blessings to all, Nightwarrior aka Me
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No Need to be over 50 to get a load of laughs out of this one!
Jul 19, 2009 | 9:22AM
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Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh....
It is all true...
Perks of reaching 50 or being over
60 and heading towards 70!
01 Kidnappers are not very
Interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you
Are likely to be released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 PM and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health
Insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who
Sent you this list.
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
HEHE, MINE REALLY, BLESSING ALL YA'LL, LEE
Never, under any circumstances,
Take a sleeping pill and a laxative On the same night !!!!!!!!!!!!
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DUI Tennessee style
Jul 10, 2009 | 11:33AM
Could not let the south have all the laughs, hehe
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Paris, Tennessee.
After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk, The man stumbled around the parking lot for afew minutes,
with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different
vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there
for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine,
dry summer night); flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times; honked
the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few
i nches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the
road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up
his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and
administered a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the Breathalyzer
indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any
alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
" I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Only a person in TENNESSEE could think of this one!!
Blessings and Peace to all, Lee
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God's Cake
Jul 06, 2009 | 3:58AM
This is about the best thing I've ever read as an explanation. We all wonder many many many times over WHY? Sometimes we wonder, 'What did I do to deserve this?' or 'Why did God have to do this to me?' Here is a wonderful explanation! A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong, she's failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up with her and her best friend is moving away. Meanwhile, her Mother is baking a cake and asks her daughter if she would like a snack, and the daughter says, 'Absolutely Mom, I love your cake.' 'Here, have some cooking oil,' her Mother offers. 'Yuck' says her daughter. 'How about a couple raw eggs?' 'Gross, Mom!' 'Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking soda?' 'Mom, those are all yucky!' To which the mother replies: 'Yes, all those in the right way, they make a wonderfully delicious cake! ' God works the same way. Many times we wonder why He would let us go through such bad and difficult times. But God knows that when He puts these things all in His order, they always work for good! We just have to trust Him and, eventually, they will all make something wonderful! God is crazy about you. He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning. Whenever you want to talk, He'll listen. He can live anywhere in the universe, and He chose your heart,! .. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance!!!!
I had to read this to my 16 yr old granddaughter just the other day and she replaid how much sense it made and she would always remember it. I do hope it will help others come to terms with the bad stuff does happen. Blessings to all, Lee
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Southern Women
Jun 26, 2009 | 12:01AM
Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.
Southern women know their manners:
'Yes, ma'am.'
'Yes, sir.'
'Why, no, Billy!'
Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
'Y'all come back!'
'Well, bless your heart.'
'Drop by when you can.'
'How's your Momma?'
Southern women know their summer weather report:
Hot and Humid
Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick
Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Iced sweet tea with mint
Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind
Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Eggs
Country ham
Mouthwatering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly
Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Chawl'stn
S'vanah
Foat Wuth
N'awlins
Addlanna
Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler
Southern women know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon
Southern women know the 3 deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
More Suthen-ism's:
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Only a Southerner knows the difference between a 'hissie fit' and a 'conniption fit', and that you don't 'HAVE' them, you 'PITCH' them.
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Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up 'a mess'.
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Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of 'yonder'.
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Only a Southerner knows exactly how long 'directly' is, as in: 'Going to town, be back directly'.
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Even Southern babies know that 'Gimme some sugar' is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
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All Southerners know exactly when 'by and by' is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
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Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!
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Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between 'right near' and 'a right far piece'. They also know that 'just down the road' can be 1 mile or 20.
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Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a 'redneck', a 'good ol' boy', and 'po' white trash'.
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No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
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A Southerner knows that "fixin' " can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
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Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're 'in line,' we talk to everybody!
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Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.
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In the South, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural.
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Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.
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Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
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When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin' ", you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!
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Only true Southerners say "Sweet tea" and "Sweet milk". Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. 'Sweet milk' means you don't want buttermilk.
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And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, "Bless her heart" ... and go your own way.
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To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!
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And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff, ... Bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!
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And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'all's front porch that reads 'I ain't from the South, but I got here as fast as I could.'
Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!
Now... Shugah, send this to someone who was raised in the South or wish they had been!
If you're a Northern transplant, Bless your little heart, fake it. We know y'all got here as fast as you could.
I am proud to be a southern and a Native American at that. If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at and not get slammed that is, LOL. Blessing to All Ya'll, Lee
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If tomorrow starts without me
Jun 23, 2009 | 9:06PM
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If tomorrow starts without me and I'm not there to see,
If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me;
I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today,
While thinking of the many things, we didn't get to say.
I know how much you love me, as much as I love you!
And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too;
But when tomorrow starts without me, please try to understand
That an angel came and called my name and took me by the hand;
She said my place was ready, in heaven far above
And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love.
But as I turned to walk away, a tear fell from my eye
For all my life, I'd always thought I didn't want to die;
I had so much to live for, so much left yet to do,
It seemed almost impossible that I was leaving you.
I thought of all the yesterdays, the good ones and the bad;
I thought of all the love we shared and all the fun we had.
If I could relive yesterday, just even for a while;
I'd say good-bye and kiss you and maybe see you smile.
But then I fully realized that this could never be,
For emptiness and memories would take the place of me;
When I thought of worldly things I might miss come tomorrow,
I thought of you and when I did my heart was filled with sorrow.
But when I walked through Heaven's Gates, I felt so much at home.
When God looked down and smiled at me, from his great golden throne,
He said, "This is Eternity and all I've promised you."
Today your life on earth is past but here life starts anew.
I promise no tomorrow but today will always last;
And since each day's the same way there's no longing for the past.
You have been so faithful, so trusting and so true;
Though there were times you did some things, you knew you shouldn't do.
But you have been forgiven and now at last you're free;
So won't you come and take my hand and share my life with me?
So when tomorrow starts without me, don't think we're far apart,
For every time you think of me, I'm right here in your heart...
~~~~Author Unknown~~~~
Shirleyk's 2nd poem she sent me. God Bless ya'll, Lee
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