'Bless me Father,  for I have sinned.  I have been with a loose  girl'.  
 
The priest asks,  'Is that you, little Tommy Hebert?'  
 
'Yes, Father, it  is.'  
 
'And who was the  girl you were with?'  
 
'I can't tell you,  Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'  
 Well, Tommy Hebert, I'm  sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell  me now.  
 
Was it Tina  Leblanc?'  
 'I cannot  say.'  
 
'Was it Teresa  Thibodeaux?'  
 
'I'll never  tell..'  
 

' Was it Nina  Boudreaux?'  
 
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'  
 

'Was it Cathy Breaux?'  
 'My       lips are   sealed.'  
 

'Was it Rosa Robicheaux, then?'  
 'Please, Father, I  cannot tell you.'  
 
The priest sighs  in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Tommy Hebert, and I  admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an  altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave  yourself.'  
 
Tommy walks back to his pew, and his friend Marcel slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'  
 
4 months vacation  and five good leads.

I lived all over Louisisanna.  All my children were born there.  Hope you enjoy, a friend from crowley, la sent it to me.  Blessings to all,  Lee