A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2

 in the morning.

  The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,

 listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from

 here!" and hung up.

 The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to

 know if the coast is clear."

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             SECOND DEGREE

 Two blondes are walking down the street.

 One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down

 to pick it up.

 She opens it, looks in the

 mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"

 So the first blonde hands her the compact.

   The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You

 dummy, it's me!"

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                  THIRD DEGREE

 A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,

 so she goes out and buys a gun.

    She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she

 opens the door she finds him in  the arms of a redhead.

  Well, the blonde is really angry.

 She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she

 does so, she is overcome with grief.

  She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

   The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

   The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

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             FOURTH DEGREE

  A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state

 capitals.

 She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of

 them."

 A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

 The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

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    FIFTH DEGREE

 What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her

 she was pregnant?

  "Is it mine?"

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    SIXTH DEGREE

   Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA

 freshman, sat in her US government class.

  The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe

 vs.Wade was about.

 Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That

 was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the

 ."Delaware

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  SEVENTH DEGREE

 Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to

 find her house ransacked and burglarized.

 She telephoned the police at once and reported the

 crime.

  The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the

 radio, and a K-9 unit,   patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

  As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog

 on a leash,  the blonde ran out on the porch,shuddered at the

 sight of the cop  and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

  Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come

home to find all my  possessions stolen.  I call the police for help,

and

 what do they do?

    They send me a BLIND policeman."

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   Ok. Now forward this to someone else who needs a

 laugh today!!! :)