Which Deadly Sin Is Yours?

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THE TOP FIVE SMART-ASS ANSWERS OF THE YEAR

Smart-Ass Answer #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened

his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket,

not your stub."

Smart-Ass Answer #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but

couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a butcher, "Do

these turkeys get any bigger?"

The butcher replied, "No, ma'am, they're dead."

Smart-Ass Answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled

down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop

said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without

a ticket.

Smart-Ass Answer #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads

low bridge ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him

and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally,

a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to

the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,

huh?"

The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out

of gas."

Smart-Ass Answer #1

THE SMART-ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR

"THE TEACHER"

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now,

Class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I

might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness,

or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What

would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter

sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their

laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically

at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess

you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

 

 

THANK YOU!!!!

 

YOU KNOW IT"S TRUE!!!!!

Your Power Color Is Orange

You live in the fast lane. You love action, risk, and competition. You're spontaneous, enthusiastic, and persuasive. But you're also easily bored - and love to rebel against structures. You resent rules ... as well as people's attempts to control you!

MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO
David M. Bresnahan
April 1, 2006
NewsWithViews.com

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and
I
would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border
from
the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you
can
help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like  visas, passports, immigration

quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those  things the same way you do
here.

So, would you mind telling  your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm
on
my way over? Please let him  know that I will be expecting the
following:

1. Free medical  care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government  bureaucrats for all services I might
need,
whether I use them or  not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in  English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking  teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture  and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying  on the top of the
flag
pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying  lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both  breakfast and
lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's  license so I can get easy
access
to government services.
9.  I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort
to  learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police  officers does not get the memo
from
Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be  sure that all police officers
speak
English.

11. I plan  to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on
my
car, and have  a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
complaints or negative  comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice  job without paying any taxes, and

don't enforce any labor laws or tax  laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be  extremely nice and

never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I  might place
on the
economy.

I know this is an easy  request because you already do all these things

for all the people who come  to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that
Pres.
Fox won't mind returning the  favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any  trouble, just invite him to go quail
hunting
with your  V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind  help.

Sincerely,

David M. Bresnahan

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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"


At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions