WINTER BLONDE
Feb 04, 2007 | 10:14PM
> > As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps > out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The > trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and > you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds > > down the street. > > When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. > She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the > trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde > says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of > your load!" > > > Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down > the street. > > > At the third red light, the same thing happens again. > > > All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the >truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name >is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" > > > When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next > light. > > > When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back >to the blonde. > > He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says... > > > "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving the > SALT TRUCK!" > >
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