Need to get my Beauty Rest . . Tomorrow I have an Energizer Commercial!" 
"Thanks, I had it done at that fabulous new salon downtown!"
No...seriously Dude, you need a tictac.
Do I LOOK like a mocha latte to you?!
"Everybody was Kung Fu fightin!"
"Must........reach.......cookie!" 
Titanic.......the sequel ?

I love you Man! 
A nip here, a tuck there.........you look marvelous dahling!

"P.S. I Love You 
"Hey lady, I think I found your problem!" 
This Place is a Palace!
"Aaaawww Man! I almost had it!!!!"
Is this your kid?
gently moisten the area before beginning the manicure 
Please, don't leave me!
" Nope, you aren't dead yet, I'm getting a heartbeat!"
Woohoo! ... Free At Last!!!