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Word Meanings
Nov 04, 2007 | 7:00PM
Humor for Lexophiles (lovers of words, not a musical instrument)

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. And then it hit me.

Police were called to a day care where a three year old was resisting a
rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all
right now.

The roundest knight at King Arthur s round table was Sir Cumference.

The butcher backed up into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his
work.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened
criminal.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U. C. L. A.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.

With her marriage the bride got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-Flat Miner.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

You are stuck with your debt if you can t budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

A calendar s days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted: Taint yours and taint mine.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
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Cute Animal Pictures
Sep 24, 2007 | 7:53PM

Need to get my Beauty Rest . . Tomorrow I have an Energizer Commercial!" Image and video hosting by TinyPic

 "Thanks, I had it done at that fabulous new salon downtown!"Image and video hosting by TinyPic

No...seriously Dude, you need a tictac.Image and video hosting by TinyPic

 Do I LOOK like a mocha latte to you?!Image and video hosting by TinyPic

"Everybody was Kung Fu fightin!"Image and video hosting by TinyPic

"Must........reach.......cookie!" Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Titanic.......the sequel ?
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I love you Man! Image and video hosting by TinyPic

A nip here, a tuck there.........you look marvelous dahling!
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"P.S. I Love You Image and video hosting by TinyPic

 "Hey lady, I think I found your problem!" Image and video hosting by TinyPic

This Place is a Palace!Image and video hosting by TinyPic

"Aaaawww Man!  I almost had it!!!!"Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Is this your kid?Image and video hosting by TinyPic

gently moisten the area before beginning the manicure Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Please, don't leave me!Image and video hosting by TinyPic

" Nope, you aren't dead yet, I'm getting a heartbeat!" Image and video hosting by TinyPic 

Woohoo! ... Free At Last!!!Image and video hosting by TinyPic 

 

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The Polar Bear Blessing
Sep 02, 2007 | 2:10AM

Wishing you 
In  your busy life,

Time  for Relaxation
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Good Sleep Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Good Health  with ExerciseImage and video hosting by TinyPic

Someone to  Dance WithImage and video hosting by TinyPic

.. a Bit of  AdventureImage and video hosting by TinyPic

Good  LooksImage and video hosting by TinyPic

But Most of  All ...

I Wish You  Lots of Bear Hugs
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And The  Comforts of Real LoveImage and video hosting by TinyPic 

Many  Blessings...

May  you always have love to share, health to spare, and friends that  care.

But watch out for those darn penguins!Image and video hosting by TinyPic

 

 

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We Is Friends...
Sep 02, 2007 | 1:44AM
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Independance Day
Jul 03, 2007 | 1:12PM

I watch this movie everytime it comes on TV. Sitting here I was thinking of doing a blog for 4th of July, and I thought of this speech.

Wouldn't it be awesome to celebrate Independance Day with the entire world?

 

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It's Raining...
Jun 27, 2007 | 11:43AM

When I started to do this blog it was raining, actually it was storm, so I came up with the idea about rain songs.

 

 

 

 

And after the rain ends we have.....

 

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The Person you Dislike
Jun 24, 2007 | 1:14PM

Are there any redeeming qualities to the person you most dislike?

First of all I try my very best to get along with everyone. But sadly to say I have come across people that I dislike. Mostly because they can be obnoxious, people that only care about themselves and goes around hurting other's feelings for no reason.

A good example would be my ex., my son's dad. I don't dislike him all the time, and a lot of times I do get along with him. But he is very obnoxious, and a lot of times he has put his feelings or needs before his own son.

Not to mention the woman that my ex lives with, I sometimes get along with her too. But she can very annoying. Besides she lives with my ex but yet she's still married, and she says she can't divorce her husband because a doctor told her he might commit suicide.

Also her daughter, she's spoiled and she has to get her own way even though she's 21 yrs old. Her name is Virginia. At Christmas time she calls and says she's having a party, her mom is having a party, and her aunt was having a party. So, she said I should let Corey's dad have him 2 days before Christmas until the day after. I have Corey Christmas morning and his dad gets him that afternoon, it will not change. So I told Virginia "No Virginia there is no Santa Claus."

Gees I'm sorry I did a blog idea of the day and ended up rambling to much.

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My Angels
Jun 16, 2007 | 11:59PM
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Happy Father's Day
Jun 15, 2007 | 9:30PM

 

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Sorry about this one not being of better quality..

 

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Earache
Jun 11, 2007 | 7:36PM

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The ear is a complex structure that consists of three sections: the outer ear, the middle ear and the inner ear. A tiny tube, called the Eustachian tube, connects the middle ear to the back of the throat and nose. This is the tube that we open by yawning or swallowing. This is the place most of the infections take root.

Common Causes of ear infections:

  • The middle ear infection (Otitis media) is the most common cause of ear infections.
  • Ear infections are also caused by colds or flu.
  • Allergies or irritants such as smoke or fumes also can be a cause.
  • Infections that keep repeating often can also cause permanent hearing loss.
  • Ear infections are also a result of Eustachio's tube not performing its job. Fluid accumulates in the middle ear and breeds bacteria.
  • Sudden increases in air pressure (during descent in an airplane or on a mountain road) can both squeeze the floppy tube closed and create a relative vacuum in the ear.
  • Drinking while lying on one's back can occlude the slit-like tube opening.
  • The increased mucus and saliva during teething can also get in the way.

Symptoms of ear infections:

  • A sudden sharp pain or a constant dull pain.
  • Unclear hearing.
  • Fever of 100 degrees or higher.
  • Stuffy nose.
  • Sore throat.
  • Fullness in the ear.
  • Pus or blood from the ear.
  • Nausea or diarrhea.

Other Symptoms include:

  • Tugging at ear.
  • Bad temper.
  • Restlessness.
  • Lack of appetite.
  • Discharge from nose or ear.

Prevention of ear infection:

  • Remove irritants that could cause allergies such as dust, cleaning fluids, tobacco from your home.
  • Clean your ears gently with a soft cloth regularly.
  • Avoid flying if you can when you have a cold.
  • Do not scuba dive when you have a cold.
  • Cut down on the foods that you know could cause allergic reactions.
  • Stand upright when drinking something and avoid drinking when you are lying down.
  • Avoid using ear cleaning swabs deep in the ear.

Cure for ear infections

  • Hold a warm compress to the ear. Inhaling steam also can help.
  • Gargle with warm salt water to soothe a sore throat and help open blocked ears.
  • Drink plenty of water or other clear liquids.
  • Use pillows to raise the head when lying down. This helps drain the middle ear.
  • People with allergies can get relief from over the counter antihistamines.
  • Decongestant nasal sprays can be used to open the ears.
  • Over the counter drugs like aspirin ibuprofen, or acetaminophen can help with pain.

If natural home remedies can't cure, call a doctor when:

  • When there is trouble hearing.
  • If an ear ache lasts for more than 2 days.
  • If the temperature rises above 100 degrees.
  • If you have frequent ear infections.
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I'm a divorced mother of a wonderful 14 yr old son, who was born without a left ear,so due to this he has some speech and language, and is considered to be MMR. I enjoy playing games and meeting new friends.