NEW BOYFRIENDS!!! 

I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day. 
As soon as I wake up, 
Will Power helps me get out of bed 

Then I go to see John . 

Then 

so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only,    learn to laugh at yourself, and          'Count your blessings'!!!!!!

Charlie Horse comes along, 
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention. 

When he leaves, 
Arthur Ritis 
shows up & stays the rest of the day. 
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,  so he takes me from joint to joint 

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad 
to go to bed with Ben Gay. 
What a life!    Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with 
Al  Zymer 

and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS  or 
JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company. 
   Now, remember: 
Life is like a roll of toilet paper... the closer it gets to the end,                  the faster it goes...