SUMBICH

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided
that he wanted to throw a
party and invited all of his buddies and
neighbors. He also invited
Leroy, the only redneck in the
neighborhood. He held the party
around the pool in the backyard of his
mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking,
dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the
women. At the height of the
party,
the host said, "I have a 10 ft
man-eating gator in my pool and I'll
give a
million dollars to anyone who has the
nerve to jump in." The words
were
barely out of his mouth when there was a
loud splash and everyone
turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kickin its ass!

Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing
punches, head butts and choke holds,
biting the gator on the tail and
flipping the gator through the air like
some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing
everywhere. Both Leroy and
the gator were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let
it float to the top like a
dime
store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed
out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring at him in
disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy,
I reckon I owe you a million
dollars,"


"No, that's okay. I don't
want it," said Leroy.


The rich man said, "Man, I have to
give you something. You won the
bet. How about half a million bucks then?


"No thanks, I don't want
it," answered Leroy.


The host said, "Come on, I insist on
giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Po rsche and a
Rolex and some stock
options?"

Again Leroy said no
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well,
Leroy, then what do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the
sumbich who pushed me in the
pool!"