SOMETHING USEFUL...7/18/08
Jul 18, 2008 | 10:08AM
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an > audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy > is this glass of water? " > > Answers called out ranged from 8oz. to 20oz. > > The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't > matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it." > > > "If I hold it for a minute, that's not a > problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in > my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to > call an ambulance." > > "In each case it's the same weight, but the longer > I hold it, the heavier it becomes." > > He continued, "And that's the way it is with > stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, > sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, > we won't be able to carry on." > > "As with the glass of water, you have to put it down > for a while and rest before holding it again. When > we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden. " > > "So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of > work/life down. Don't carry it home. You can pick it > up tomorrow." > > "Whatever burdens you're carrying now, let them > down for a moment if you can. Relax; pick them up later > after you've rested. Life is short. Enjoy!" > > And then he shared some ways of dealing with the burdens of > life: > > 1* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and > some days you're the statue. > > 2* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case > you have to eat them. > > 3* Always read stuff that will make you look good if > you die in the middle of it. > > 4* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be > recalled by their Maker. > > 5 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person > again, it was probably worth it. > > 6 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply > to serve as a warning to others. > > 7 * Never buy a car you can't push. > > 8* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, > because then you won't have a leg to stand on. > > 9* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get > up and dance. > > 10* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by > the bird, sleep late.. > > 11 * The second mouse gets the cheese. > > 12* When everything's coming your way, you're > in the wrong lane. > > > > 13* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, > the longer you live. > > 14* You may be only one person in the world, but you > may also be the world to one person. > > 15 Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. > > 16* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, > some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names > and all are different colors, but they all have to live in > the same box. > > 17* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the > scenery on a detour.. > > > Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about > you today !!! > >
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