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Hypothetically retarded. Apr 03, 2006 \| 9:50AM Alright, so here's an admission to most but a "duh statement" to a few. I don't get women. (Right now Amy is going "DUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH"). I don't, seriously. Most of the time conversation, reality, life, everything is fine. But then a women will open her mouth and say something that just hits me in between the eyes like a 2x4 reminding me that I, in fact, don't get women. Settle down settle down. This isn't about female bashing. Just one statement that I find stupid....and here it is: "Men can't handle the pain of childbirth, that's why God gave it to women." That has to be the single most retarded statement I've ever heard in my entire life. In fact I think I've heard it all at this point. It's the proverbial "apples and oranges" scenario. First of all, God can't "give men childbirth". Wanna take a guess why? Okay go scratch your head for awhile as you sit there and fume about "GOD IS ALL POWERFUL AND CAN DO WHATEVER HE/SHE WANTS!". Take a breath....you ready?.....well here's your answer. God can't give childbirth to men because this would effectively change the sex roles and men would now be women. Get it? Probably not. Anyhow, if you don't get it keep re-reading that last sentence and bashing your head against the table at the end. Eventually you'll get it...or you'll bash yourself to the point that you don't care. Moving on. I had this arguement with an ex one time who told me that men couldn't handle the pain. Here's some stats. Her: 5'4" 125lbs totally non-athletic. Me: 6'3" 270lbs former wrestler, football player, and martial artist. I've been knocked out, drug down, poked, stabbed, scraped, cut, bruised, broke, ripped, and jabbed more times than I can remember. So right after she says, "...because men can't handle the pain." I reached out and pinched her. Not hard, but enough for her to notice. An hour later after the crying stopped I responded with "So we can't handle childbirth, but you can't handle a little pinch? I think given the opportunity we could pop one out and go have a beer because you broads will cry over anything." I didn't get sex for 2 weeks. Moral of the story is. A. Complaining about how you wish that men had the kids is effectively saying "I wish I was a man." since you can't have kids with our equipment. B. Next time you think men couldn't handle the pain go have a punch trading contest with your boyfriend/husband/brother/pimp and see who wins. My money is on the one who sports the testicles. And C. this entire arguement is futile. It's like saying "I'm better at math because I have a calculator and all you have is dried mouse turds and some sand paper." So ladies, keep poppin' out the kids and be proud of your ability. Now get back in the kitchen and make me some dinner ;) LOL
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tuppy26

April 04, 2006 @ 3:02AM

Oh So True.....Priceless :)

prism

May 15, 2006 @ 4:49PM

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. (IT'S ME! IT'S ME!)

Ok and let me just add to your little blog! I know your ex didnt have any children so what in the WORLD gives a woman who hasnt even BEEN through childbirth and for all intents and purposes, might not EVER be going through childbirth, the right to talk about it? It kills me to hear these young women saying exactly what you are saying to men when they have no clue.

I, on the other hand, have been through it twice. It wasnt the most pleasant thing I've ever had happen to me but it wasnt soooooo bad. The thing that you are ALSO forgetting is that the same reason why men get mad at us for crying at the drop of a hat is the same reason we are able to give birth and be ok but not get pinched and take it. Emotions..............Ours are different than yours and it does make up the difference.

Just sayin............
:-)

BlackAngels_Rose

May 29, 2006 @ 12:40PM

Okay, I normally agree with you on things, But (not to make this a women's rights, the difference betweeen men and women, etc. argument) I do not agree with you on this.

I have never said that statement, Because it is not true. Men can take physical pain yes. Women can take more mental stress then men. You ask any woman with kid what is more stressful childbirth or taking care of the kid afterwards? I would have to say the second.

Myself, I never want to go threw childbirth and I have plans to make that impossible due to the fact I HATE pain.

But I would have to agree with your ex girlfriend for not having sex with you after you said that. Due to the fact that childbirth is something only women can do, We take it seriously and when someone says something about how a man could do it, Honestly.. I want to scream at the person. Because it makes me angry at the thought of a man saying " I could do it!" not for the fact that he probably could, but for the fact that he can't! Women have that responibility in life. Yet another thing I have to "think" about all the time. Periods are another thing, guys don't have to do that but so help me if a man ever said "I could do it and then have a beer afterwards" I would kick his ass if I possibly could get my hands on him.

So in short, I agree with some parts, Others I totally and completely disagree with you on.

~Black angels rose

a_miller_76

May 30, 2006 @ 4:55AM

It's okay to be wrong Rose ;)

BlackAngels_Rose

June 03, 2006 @ 11:16AM

I guess it is, I have never experienced it miller, But on this I am sure you have. ;) :P

~Black Angels Rose

a_miller_76

June 03, 2006 @ 3:10PM

Well hon, the day you can take a fist to the face at full force and not only not cry about it, but take it and fight back...then you can say I'm wrong ;)

BlackAngels_Rose

June 05, 2006 @ 7:48AM

You are wrong.
I have done that already. I am a amateur boxer. I box in the ring with guys and they don't want to be beat by a girl *sexist pigs*. They throw the hardest punch es and I have taken them and fought back. Thank you.

Don't try to pull that bullcrap on me. :P

Last edited by BlackAngels_Rose on June 5th at 7:54 AM.

a_miller_76

June 05, 2006 @ 8:14AM

Well you don't fit in with the original point anyway. I'm talking about my frail little ex who can't take a pinch on the knee without bawling.

And I've fought girls before, and lost too. I have no problem losing to a female who's a better fighter than me. But I always go soft until they go hard, but after that it's no holds barred.

BlackAngels_Rose

June 07, 2006 @ 9:11AM

Lol!

A, I don't like girls like your Ex. They make all other women look bad. I am not a fragile little thing that needs a big old man to take care of me. I fight back if someone punches me, I don't go around making fights or anything though ;).

People make things into a male vs. female thing and it is stupid. We all have things we are better at then others, No matter our gender. With me for example, I can kick ass, But I can't play Golf to save my life. But I have been told before it is because I am a woman which is stupid... Just because I don't have something between my legs doesn't mean that I am not as good at certain things.. But we all have our weak points. ;)

*looks back on this* Man we have gotten off the orginal subject here.

The orginial point I was getting to is: You can't have kids. Plain and simple. You are not built to. Women are, Don't take away from that just because you want to be the big man on campus. You CAN NOT do it. Woman are made to have kids not men. If your body was made for it, You could. It's not the difference between men and women here, it is you will never know what it feels like to do it so you could not say "I could do that and have a beer afterwards".

Get my point? Good. :P

MrsPerkins

September 22, 2006 @ 3:43PM

Okay, lol here it goes. I think your ex is well, pathetic. Truly spoken like a woman who has never been through childbirth! I have three kids, and I had no problems giving birth to any of them, with exception to my youngest whose umbilical cord was wrapped around her neck 3 times. Child birth can suck big time, yes I admit it. But HULLO - thats why they invented saddle blocks, anesthetics and epidurals. Unless you go through childbirth completely drug free, the worst part about being pregnant is not delivery and childbirth, its the pregnancy itself. Most women cannot fathom the idea of getting "fat". Many women who dont have kids are scared. We are all scared with our first kids. But thats no reason to be brutal to men because of it. I know plenty of men who would be willing to give birth, if science ever made that possible. The truth of the matter is, that any woman who would be willing to share that miracle and that kind of magic, by letting their men have the babies, is a fool. I wouldnt give that right and that honor up for the world.

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