Yeah my karam was up and all good...but see if i say anything about it will keep going down...which is bull....so i tested it....THATS RIGHT I TESTED IT....it was green last night at midnight when i got home and posted a comment on the praychain......and the only other thing i did between then was give a CL bad Karma....the reason why i gave them bad karma is because they are supposed to be helpful respectful and friendly people...this one was rude and pretty fake sounding if you ask me....so it goes to show you....if you give bad karma to one of grabs FINEST???????.....it comes back to hunt you...now i have had every one of my friends on grab rate my posts to see if my karma changes....HAVE TO SEE

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? ...............................................................................

There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work

I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

1. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

2. Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.

3.Whatever look you were going for, you missed.

4.Well, this day was a total waste of make-up .

5.I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

If you're stressed, here are some comments you can use to help articulate your mood to others...

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

2. Well, aren't we just a ray of f***'n sunshine?

3. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

4. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

5. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

6. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

7. Do I look like a f***'n people person?

8. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the back seat. And the women just won't leave the poor guy alone. His mother-in-law says, "You're driving too fast!" His wife says, "Stay to the left!" After several more orders from both of them the man breaks down and barks at his wife, "Who's driving this car - you
or your mother?" ....................................................................................................................................................

 

Two friends were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered. Not only did the thieves clean out the tills, but they walked around with bags and ordered everyone to throw their valuables in. Just as the robbers got to the pair, one of the friends turned to the other and, passing him a bill, said, "By the way, Joe, here's that twenty bucks I owe you."

Desiree knows little of desire
Except what she detects in hungry eyes.
Sometime soon, perhaps, she'll feel the flame
Instead of merely acting in its name,
Reduced to an estate she will despise.
Each dances like a moth before the fire,
Even when she knows the end is shame.