Hello people.

Before you ask i am still getting access to the internet via my brother's computer but i have good news. Hopefully i should be back online on my own computer sometime sunday evening (gmt) but it could be monday because i still have to install the new programme so could everyone please keep everything crossed for me

So touch wood i will be back online sunday so see you then

Bye for now.

Hello all

Since the beginning of october i have had no internet connection due to the fact that they cut us off before the bill actually arrived. This has now been sorted but the only way i can get on the internet is by starting a new contract with bt and my mum (the bill payer) doesn't want to do that because we have had nothing but aggro from them for the past year. So we are changing suppliers but it won't be for the next few weeks or so.

So i have a big favour to ask everyone who reads this.

Please do not send me any challenges or invites because i will not be able to read them or anything.

I am only able to write this blog because i am at my brothers house for the weekend and luckily he has a computer and internet access.

 In one of my previous blog i said that i had been promoted and would be taught how to drive a fork lift. Well on the 24th October i passed my fork lift test with flying honours and even though it is a bit hectic I am loving the new job position that i have now.

I am forever grateful for your friendship and challenges sent and i will be back online soon hopefully but i don't know when so i will see you all then.

Thank you

          About a couple of months ago the british government banned smoking in pubs, clubs and the like, which i can understand because of the health issue to non smokers. What has started this blog off is what i heard on the radio this morning while i was at work.

    On the 11.00am news i heard that the british government now wants to ban you smoking in your own car, which has annoyed about six of us at work because we all drive and we all smoke. Yes i admit i am a smoker. If your car is your own private property WHAT gives them the right to tell you what you can do in it?

Sooner or later, we are not to be allowed to do anything

   As you can i am slightly annoyed by this because i am 33 years old and not a child. The only person allowed to treat me like one is my mum and she knows full well if she does that, she will get a mouthful back.

  Think this a really stupid law or what? I can understand the reasons for it, but what do you think?

Hello people.

It's time to explain why i have been so quiet lately.

Since about January time i have had a lot of financial problems but on top of that i have also had the threat of losing my job hanging over my head. This is the reason why i disabled my chat while playing in the games and tournament, because i have been so ratty i didn't want to bite anyone's head off or say the wrong thing that might offend someone.

The enormous black cloud that has been perched above my head was completely destroyed by a collegue who had a childish tantrum and walked out of his job about three weeks ago. I was told on Wednesday afternoon that i was being promoted to supervisor to replace him. So i'm not being made redundant like i thought. That's one less worry.

The new job involves supervising a packing department and being 2nd in charge of the whole unit that the packing department is part of. I will also be learning how to drive a fork lift truck (something i have waiting two years for). Not bad for someone who has just celebrated ten years with the company.

In theory, promotion means more money so hopefully my money worries should ease off as well which means as the title of this blog suggests i am a happy bunny again.

Before i forget i would like say a big Thank you to all of you who have still sent me challenges and tournament invites and not removed me from their friends list while i have been missing (can't think of a better word) It has meant a great deal

   As I lie in bed, thinking of you, I feel an urge to grab you and squeeze you, as i can't forget last night.

It was balmy and you arrived unexpectedly. And what happened in bed has left a tingling sensation.

You appeared from nowhere and you shamelessly lay on my naked body. You sensed my indifference, so started to bite my body, and drive me crazy.Finally, after you had gone, I went to sleep.

Today when i woke, the sheets bore witness to last nights events. And my body shows the marks of your hunger, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake silently

                              for you                           

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(roll down a bit more)

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..............you bloody mosquito.

This was in the magazine that i bought this week and i thought you would enjoy it.

Hello all.

  Over the past of months i have had a lot of problems in my personal life and no it is nothing to do with men but it has left me very frustrated and feeling most of the emotions that a person would go through. For the time being i have lost my ability to have the patience of a saint which i was very proud and my temper is getting a bit frayed at the edges.

 I thought it would be safer for me if i stayed quiet while i  played here instead of talking and inadvertly saying something that would offend anyone. In other words i disabled my chat while i am going through this part of my life and i will be a lot calmer and happier when the aggrovation that is causing me to be like this is over.

If anyone thinks or feels that i am ignoring them i am not, it is just that i don't want to bite anyone's head off and with the mood i'm in there is a good chance of that happening.

So if anyone does feel like this then i am really very sorry and i will be a lot happier soon.

After the rubbish last two weeks i treated myself to a weekly magazine and these were in the back.

Enjoy.

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A couple in an art gallery find a picture of a naked woman with just a leaf covering her privates.

The wife doesn't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps gazing at it..

Eventually, the wife calls: "What are you waiting for?"

Her husband says: "Autumn."

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A woman is cleaning the public toilets and find a drawing of a man's bits on the wall. So she rubs it off.

But the next day, there is a larger drawing. So she rubs this one off too.

On the third day, there's another drawing.This one takes up most of the wall. Underneath is written:

   Don't you know, the more you rub, the bigger it grows?

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Do you know why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are used to define bra sizes?

The letters stand for....

A - Almost boobs

B - Barely there

C - Can't complain

D - Dang!

DD - Double Dang!

E - Enormous

F - Fake

G- Get a reduction

H- Help! I've fallen over and i can't get up....

Hello all.

 After my chaotic weekend with fixing the car and having to book two days off as holiday i went back to work today and the welcome was quite suprising to say the least. Some were expecting me to come back in a neck brace due to the way i had to stop my car on friday morning, and some others went all macho on me muttering under their breath about "girls fixing cars shouldn't be allowed" and i'm thinking "B*****ks" to you boys". This sort of male chauvinist pig attitude gets on my nerve because i was always raised to treat people both male and female equally.

I had this attitude from them all morning until i said these words to the ringleader "If it wasn't for us women, you wouldn't be here", all i can say he went away with a very puzzled look on his face.

 I didn't bother to tell them that on sunday evening me and my mum admitted defeat when it came to the brake hose which was rusted to the mounting which joined it to the brake line, we just couldn't get the nut off so we phoned the mechanic who looks after the car when it goes into the garage and he came out to us and got the hose off and put the new one on for us.

 I might admit this later on when i hear about their cars braking down, but i don't know.

Should I? 

At 7.40am this morning i was on my way to work. Even though it is a twenty minute journey and i don't actually start until 8.30 i like to get a bit earlier so i can have a cup of coffee and a cigarette before the stresses start.

I had just left the housing estate i live and was on the main road out of town and was about go round the roundabout which i go round every single day, so i go to put my foot on the brake and guess what, absolutely nothing happened apart from a loud screeching noise coming from the front wheels.

Luckily there was a good distances between the car in front and the one behind so i had to do a handbrake stop in a bus stop. Before you ask i'm ok and it took me about 15 minutes to stop shaking. When i had stop shaking my hazard light went on and doing about 10mph i got the car home, so a five minute drive took me hell of a lot longer. And of course i woke my mum up getting the car back up the drive.

The brake pads on the front wheels has locked up and stuck in the engaged position. I can vaguely remember my dad putting new brakes on one of his cars and thinking it was easy to do.(my mum agreed). You can tell when you lose your car even for a day how much time is wasted waiting for things for buses. I found this out when i went to buy some new pads.

An hour later and £20 poorer we started to take the wheel off to do the first pad. Which was a pain because i have a locking nut on each wheel, all i can say is whoever invented these thing needs hitting with a big stick. We had no problem doing the first one, all the trouble started when i had to move the car to the other side of  the drive  to do the other one.

 I got out of the car and looked down and saw  a puddle of liquid underneath. Mum said it was rain because it rained last night, so i thought fine and got on with taking the wheel off. The back of the wheel  was wet as well so i looked under the car and there is a pipe leaking and it just happened the pipe that the brake fluid goes through.

So, i had to phone the spareparts shop again and the hose  is coming tomorrow which means a one day job which i have never done before has now turned into two, which i am not happy about because it has ruined my saturday morning lie in.

On Friday 29th June shirley's husband had his operation to try and remove the cancer and i am very pleased to tell you that the doctors got it all out.

I told Shirley about this blog and she has asked me to thank everyone for their wonderful comments and prayers for him.

So

     "THANK YOU"