Audrey's Laughing Corner

Hello Friends

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:42:00 GMT

I'm very sorry that I don't have a lot of time for Grab anymore but I do think of all of you everyday! Hope everyone is doing well and I'll stop by whenever I get a chance!

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Liver and Cheese

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:35:00 GMT

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....

Liver alone. Cheese mine.

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Never Give Up!

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:23:00 GMT

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The Dentist Pulled My Tooth Out

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:18:00 GMT

The Dentist Pulled My Tooth Out

The dentist pulled my tooth out
and he thought it was such fun
he grabbed his pliers
and dental pryers
and pulled another one.

"Yippee! Hooray! What awesome fun!"
he shouted out with glee.
He grinned a grin
then went back in
and pulled out number three.

Then number four and number five
and numbers six and seven
were followed by
a cheerful cry
Of "Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven!"

He took a few more from the top
and some from underneath,
he yanked them fast
until at last
he'd pulled out all my teeth.

Without my teeth I cannot chew;
I just eat soup and mush.
But don't be sad
I'm kind of glad--
I'll never have to brush!

--Kenn Nesbitt

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Sex Appeal

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 16:37:00 GMT

Sex Appeal
–noun

1.	the ability to excite people sexually.

2.	immediate appeal or obvious potential to interest or excite others, as by appearance, style, or charm

(From dictionary.com)

Feel the excitement?????

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I see it! lol

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:46:00 GMT

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Office Decoration

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:44:00 GMT

How Boring.....

That's better!!

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Silence

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:18:00 GMT

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Don't go on vacation without one!

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:14:00 GMT

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What will they think of next??

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:05:00 GMT

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Flowers for my friends

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 14:55:00 GMT

Have a wonderful day!

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Bad Hair Day

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 14:51:00 GMT

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LOL!

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 14:49:00 GMT

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You are the best!

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:17:00 GMT

My birthday would have been uneventful if it wasn't for all of you! I really want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart for making my day special!

I am very very glad to have my friends here on Grab!

You guys are the BEST!!!!

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Last Day

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:43:00 GMT

Today is my last day at this office! I've been here for 7.5 years and it's time to say goodbye and move on! I start my new job on Jan 14th so I get a week off... hurray! Wish me luck at my new job, think I'll really need it!!

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