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A Nun
Oct 25, 2009 | 11:21AM
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.



The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in awhile 'the lights would turn off.'



Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.



However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.



She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the
restroom?



The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'



'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.



So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.



After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!





She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand.  Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'



'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender,
'Would you like a drink?'



'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.



'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the
fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.'



'Now, how about that drink?'


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Wilfong Read Wilfong Gold Member Grabnormal
October 25, 2009 @ 11:29AM
 
Hahahahaha!! That is a riot!!...Loved it...
hugsss
lasievert Read lasievert Grabnormal
October 25, 2009 @ 2:25PM
 
Hahaha , she couldn't resist ! love Lori
sschupbach Read sschupbach Grabtastic!
October 25, 2009 @ 2:32PM
 
Omg caught in the act lmbo. Good one Sandy, thanks for the laugh. ASAP, love, hugs n blessings my dear friend.






oldhag Read oldhag Gold Member Grabnormal
October 25, 2009 @ 2:32PM
 
AHA!!!!!! Busted hahahaahhaaha
sweetladybug Read sweetladybug Grabnormal
October 25, 2009 @ 3:22PM
 
hahahaha..this is great and funny xxoo h ugs;)
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October 25, 2009 @ 3:26PM
 
lol...too funny!
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October 25, 2009 @ 9:04PM
 
Another OMG award!!! LOL =)) David Image and video hosting by TinyPic
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