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Thanksgiving Better Than Sex

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:31:00 GMT

10. You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.

Thanksgiving Divorce

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:18:00 GMT

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,' I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother a

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Winter Driving Tips

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:28:00 GMT

The leading cause of death during winter storms is transportation accidents. Preparing your vehicle for the winter season and kn

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Bar Stakeout

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:57:00 GMT

The policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk.

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Flat Tire

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:28:00 GMT

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk.

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A Near Death Experience

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:39:00 GMT

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. S

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Baked Beans

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:57:00 GMT

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

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A Riddle

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:58:00 GMT

I live in water if you cut my head I am at your door, if you cut my tail I am a fruit, if you cut both, I am with you.

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Hong Kong at Dusk

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:08:00 GMT

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Biblical Financiers

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:49:00 GMT

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah

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A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:43:00 GMT

Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful, independent, self-assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an u

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WHAT IS A FRIEND?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:44:00 GMT

Your Heart is your Love,

Your Love is your Family ,

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Wasp Spray vs Pepper Spray

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:33:00 GMT

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What is Politics?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:44:00 GMT

Whether Democrat

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Thomas Jefferson

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:18:00 GMT

How did Jefferson know???

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