post it, dont post it, i dont care

Single or taken: single but waiting for her =)

Happy about that? not happy but not unhappy. im content

Siblings: brother(21) sister(14) although i dont think were actually related lol

Eye color: blue

Shoe size: 9

height: 5"10'

What are you wearing right now: birthday suit! lol jk black jeans, sabres t-shirt ,acessories

 Best place to go for a date: happytown! lol uhh just go for a walk and talk to eachother (then get food and a movie maybe?)

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FAVORITES...

Kind of pants: smarty...lol umm cargo or carpenters (i like pockets)

 Number: 7

Animal: monkey!!

Drink(non alcoholic): orange juice

Sport: cross country/track or hockey 

Month: august?

Fruit: strawberries

Favorite cartoon character: stewie griffin, homer simpson, stan marsh, dorie, taz

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Have You Ever. . .

Given anyone a bath: 3 people...me, myself, and I

Bungee Jumped?: no but i could see myself doing it

Eaten a dog? only when theyre hot

Loved someone so much it made you cry? why would u cry...love her lots but i smile when i think of her

Broken a bone?: somehow no not yet lol

Played truth or dare?: a serious game of it? no

Been on a plane?: nope

Been in a sauna?: nope

Been in a hot tub?: yup..it was umm hot lol

Swam in the ocean?: never even been to the ocean 

Fallen asleep in school?: nooo... (yes =P) 

RAN AWAY? only when im going for a distance run, i come back after an hour or so though...

Broken someone's heart?: nope. im no killer

 Cried when someone died?: who hasnt? 

Cried in school? no

Fell off a chair? yea, on purpose too

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?: no...freaks

Saved AIM conversations?: aim is for loosers

Saved e-mails?: yes

Made out with JUST a friend?: no

Used someone?: only as a sheild against snowballs lol

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What is. . .

Your good luck charm? i AM the good luck charm. DUH

New fav. song? Ten Thousand Fists- Disturbed

Last thing you ate?: Ultimate double Whopper

What kind of shampoo/conditioner do you use?: Tres-eme normail hair...or whatever my parents buy

Ever Had. . .

Chicken pox: yea. boxing chickens aer awesome...ohhh pox. yea that too

Broken nose: no but you will if you dont stop asking so many questions!

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Do You Believe in long distant relationships? only if it starts off short distance

Like school? it has its good points

Who was the last person that called you? want her to be girlfriend- lindsay

Who was the last person you slow danced with? never have 

Who makes you smile the most? probably Lindsay

Who knows you the BEST?? Lindsay and ive only known her for less than a year!

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Do you like filling these out: no im filling this out because i hate doing it...stupid 

Do you like yourself: WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY AWESOME

Do you get along with your family? yup

Are You:

Obsessive Compulsive?: i am not obsessed. i am not obsessed. i am not obsessed....

Suicidal?: nope. and people who are, need to suck it up and deal with the crap life throws at them just like everyone else

Random Questions:

What did you do yesterday?: school..nothing in particular

 Where do you want to get married? a clearing in a wooded park would be cool

 Good Singer?: im alright..

Have a lava lamp? no but i do have a plasme ball =)

How many remote controls are in your house? humm...1,2,3,4,....i think you could find like 10

What was your last dream about: the last one i remember...making out with lindsay actually ;)

 Chocolate or Vanilla? duh? chocolate

 Skiing or Boarding? want to try both but id prob be better skiing

 Summer or winter? both. each gets boring after a while

 Silver or Gold? i love gooollddd

 Diamond or pearl? pearls are stupid. diamonds!

 Pepsi or Coke? dont care but i guess coke...the cola not the drug

 Coffee or sweet tea? coffee sucks so if i had to choose then the tea but still ick

 Phone or in person: person. phones are annoying

 Today did you:

 1. Talk to someone you liked?: yea! didnt think i would but me and lindsay crossed paths =D 

3. Fly? bird,plane, oo i know its superman right!!?

 9. Miss someone? Lindsay every time im away from her...

 Last person who slept in your bed? ne...nobody else has ever slept in my bed

11. Saw/heard you cry? prob god. watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyheJ480LYA

 12. Made you cry? that video. (happy tears)

13. Went to the movies with? uhh brother and sister for harry potter 5

 15. Said "I Love You" to you: umm idk

 16. Ever been in a fight with your pet? what?

18. Been to Mexico?: no i havnt robbed a bank yet...

19. Been to Canada? yeah but its nothing to brag about 

20. Been to Europe? nope

Random. . .

21. Do you have a crush on someone right now? isnt that obvious yet? LINDSAY!! =D

22.What book are you reading? Next by Michael Chrichton

23. Best feeling in the world? when you run a distance race and cross that finish line, no matter what position

 24. Future KIDS names? Lisa or lindsay for a girl, guy idk

25. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? no. not unless my monkey pillow counts

 27. Favorite sports to watch? hockey!

 29. Piercing/Tattoos? no but ive thought about disturbed's logo on shoulder

 30. What are you most scared of right now?: why your asking me all these questions...creepy

 32. Do you have a job? yea

 33. Have you ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with?: who hasnt?

34. Are you lonely right now? yup. i want my lindsay! 

38. Song that's stuck in your head right now? umm...? 

39. Have you ever played strip poker? nada

apparently that was the dramatic conclusion...

*I was at the golf store

comparing different kinds

of golf balls.

I was unhappy with the women's type

I had been using. After browsing for

several minutes, I was approached

by one of the good- looking gentlemen

who works at the store. He asked if

he could help me.

Without thinking, I looked at him

and said,

"I think I like playing with men's balls."









*My sister and I were at the mall and passed

by a store that sold a variety of candy

and nuts. As we were looking at

the display case, the boy behind

the counter asked if we needed

any help. I replied,

"No, I'm just looking at your nuts."

My sister started to laugh hysterically,

the boy grinned, and I turned

beet-red and walked away.

To this day, my sister has never

let me forget.







*Have you ever asked your child

a question too many times?

My three-year-old son had a lot

of problems with potty training

and I was on him constantly.

One day we stopped at Taco Bell

for a quick lunch in between errands.

It was very busy, with a full dining

room. While enjoying my taco,

I smelled something funny,

so of course I checked my

seven-month-old daughter,

and she was clean.

Then I realized that Danny had not

asked to go potty in a while,

so I asked him if he needed to go,

and he said, "No."

I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child

has had an accident, and I don't

have any clothes with me."

Then I said,

"Danny, are you SURE you didn't

have an accident?"

"No," he replied. I just KNEW that

he must have had an accident,

because the smell was getting worse.

Soooooo, I asked one more time,

"Danny, did you have an accident?"

This time he jumped up,

yanked down his pants, bent over

and spread his cheeks and yelled.

"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"

While 30 people nearly choked to

death on their tacos laughing,

he calmly pulled up his pants and

sat down.

An old couple made me feel better

by thanking me for the best laugh

they'd ever had!







*This had most of the state of

Michigan laughing for 2 days

and a very embarrassed female

news anchor who will, in the future,

likely think before she speaks.

What happens when you predict

snow but don't get any?

A true story. We had a female

news anchor who, the day after

it was supposed to have snowed

and didn't, turned to the

weatherman and asked:

"So Bob, where's that 8
inches

you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave

the set, but half the crew did too!







While on a flight from New York ,

the Stewardess was busy passing

out peanuts and cokes to everyone.

There were about sixteen flights

lined up waiting to get clearance

to take off.

Then the other Stewardess got a

message from the Pilot that the

tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in

line to take off, and to have

everyone buckle up.

Without thinking she just announced

"Please buckle up, grab your drinks

and hold your nuts, we're taking off!".

No one saw her for the rest of the

flight to Houston, and all the other

Stewardesses were laughing

all the way and so were half of

the passengers.







Now, didn't that feel good ?

Pass it on to someone

you know who needs

a good laugh

WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS?

"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or
was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on
September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly
Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan,
across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania?
Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible,
burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?

And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was
"desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it
wet? Well, I don't.
I don't care at all.

I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in
and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle
East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession
of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia.

I'll care when Abu Musab al-Zarqawi tells the world he is
sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed
through his gurgling! , slashed throat.

I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq
come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion
by hiding in mosques.

I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up
in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of
their suicide bombs.

I'll care when the American media stops pretending that
their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international
law instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.

In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine
roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this:
I don't care.

When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi
prisoners who have been humiliated in what amounts to a college hazing
incident, rest assured that I don't care.

When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when
he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take
it to the bank that I don't care.

When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a
prayer mat, and fed "special" food that is paid for by my tax dollars,
is complaining that his holy book is being "mishandled," you
can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts that
I don't care.

And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's
spelled "Koran" and other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and ----
you guessed it, I could not have said this any better myself!

If you agree with this view point, pass this on to all
your e-mail friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the
people responsible for this ridiculous behavior! If you
don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button.
Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain
when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen
here in our great country.

Find Me Here
Speak To Me
I want to feel you
I need to hear you
You are the light
That's leading me
To the place where I find peace again.

You are the strength, that keeps me walking.
You are the hope, that keeps me trusting.
You are the light to my soul.
You are my purpose...you're everything.

How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

You calm the storms, and you give me rest.
You hold me in your hands, you won't let me fall.
You steal my heart, and you take my breath away.
Would you take me in? Take me deeper now?

How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?
And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

Cause you're all I want, You're all I need
You're everything,everything
You're all I want your all I need
You're everything, everything.
You're all I want you're all I need.
You're everything, everything
You're all I want you're all I need, you're everything, everything.

And How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?
How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

*background*How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

Killer Bunny

French Taunting

The Black Knight

She's A Witch

Three Questions

>If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their skit, "Who's on
>First?" might have turned out something like this:
>
>COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
>
>ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
>
>COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking
>about buying a computer
>
>ABBOTT: Mac?
>
>COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
>
>ABBOTT: Your computer?
>
>COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
>
>ABBOTT: Mac?
>
>COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
>
>ABBOTT: What about Windows?
>
>C COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
>
>ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
>
>COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
>
>ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
>
>COSTELLO: Never mind the windows and wallpaper. I want a computer and
>software.
>
>ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
>
>COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
>proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
>
>ABBOTT: Office.
>
>COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
>
>ABBOTT: I just did.
>
>COSTELLO: You just did what?
>
>ABBOTT: Recommend something.
>
>COSTELLO: You recommended something?
>
>ABBOTT: Yes.
>
>COSTELLO: For my office?
>
>ABBOTT: Yes.
>
>COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
>
>ABBOTT: Office.
>
>COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
>
>ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
>
>COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm

>sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
>
>ABBOTT: Word.
>
>COSTELLO: What word?
>
>ABBOTT: Word in Office.
>
>COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
>
>ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
>
>COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
>
>ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
>
>COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some

>straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I

>can track my money with?
>
>ABBOTT: Money.
>
>COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
>
>ABBOTT: Money.
>
>COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
>
>ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
>
>COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
>
>ABBOTT: Money.
>
>COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
>
>ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
>
>COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
>
>ABBOTT: One copy.
>
>COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
>
>ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
>
>COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
>
>ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
>
>(A few days later)
>
>ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
>
>COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
>
>ABBOTT: Click "START".......

I found this in another members blog

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I
know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent
friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history
more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating
victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of
all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be
impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they
would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English
longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of
drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major
upset. And began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers
at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult
consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a
labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in
conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with
the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!

Thank my friend AngelGoth for this one (i stole it from her lol)

*~ thts not right......Sum Ting Wong ~*

*~ Are you harbouring a fugitive?......Hu Yu Hai Ding ~*

*~ See me ASAP.....Kum Hia Nao ~*

*~ Stupid Man......Dum Fuk ~*

*~ Small Horse.....Tai Ni Po Ni ~*

*~ Did you go to the beach?......Wai Yu So Tan ~*

*~ I bumped into a coffee table.....Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni ~*

*~ I think you need a face lift.......Chin Tu Fat ~*

*~ It's very dark in here.....Wao So Dim ~*

*~ I thought you was on a diet.......Wai yu Mun Ching? ~*

*~ This is a tow away zone......No Pah King ~*

*~ Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu! Kum Nao? ~*

*~ Staying out of site........Lei Ying Lo ~*

*~ He's cleaning his automobile....Wa Shing Ka ~*

*~ Your body odor is offensive........Yu Stin Ki Pu ~*

*~ Great....Fa Kin Su Pah