Vanilla Ice Cream

Today I went to the grocery store to get some vanilla ice cream to go with dessert for me and my family. My sisters Wendy, Rachel and I were all in the ice cream section when we realized...there were more then one kind of vanilla ice cream. Some examples are...1905 vanilla, french vanilla, homemade vanilla, vanilla bean and then regular vanilla. Now my question is...what is the difference between them all? And why do we need so many different kinds of the same thing? Its not like chocolate ice cream where you have different types...but you know they are different flavors too. This it just seems like different names..how is french vanilla any differnt then homemade vanilla?

This blog is a blog to all of my friends out there. I just wanted to say thanks to all of you and that you all are awesome in your own way. And if I forgot you...I am really sorry.  It is in alphabetical order...yes my OCD is kicking in .

0_flubber_0

COUSIN!!!! You are the best cousin a girl could ask for. Thanks for always being there for me when I needed you the most.

1harper1

Harper Harper Harper....we sure do get pretty random dont we. From teaching George the Octopus to tuck me in at night...all the way to me crying to get out of a speeding ticket. Hey at least we never get bored. You are a great friend and always fun to talk to. However...you really need to start changing Tessa...her diaper is getting a little dirty. Plus I think she is running low since you keep stealing them for yourself. Stay random Harper...the way I like you.

angelicgreeneyes

Jade...I cant believe I forgot you...I am so sorry. You are one really amazing person. You always know when I am down and how to make me feel special and cheer me up. You are by fair one of the best people out there. If the world had more people like you in it...geez...it would be such a better place. Thanks for always being you and being there for me.

angelischarmed

My #1 Blog Fan...you are the best in the world. You are so awesome. You take the time to comment on every single blog I make. And then you tell me that they make your day...and that makes mine. You know exactly how to make me smile it seems. You are a great friend who always helps me when you can. Thank you for that.

awesome_chica

Quinn you are a great friend. You are always there when I need you. Yes there is an age difference between the two of us but that never really mattered. Thanks for always being you. Even in your moody stages...I wouldnt change you for the world.

baby_boo_01

Shannon...OMG I FORGOT YOU!!! I am soooooo sorry. Seems I have forgotten a lot of people *blushes and hides*. You are so amazing. You are a great friend to me. I saw you signed tubtub's gb sticking up for me and the really meant a lot to me. You are a very kind and caring person. Your gb signings always bring a smile to my face. You are such a great person...never change.

Big_Will

Will...you are one of the funniest people I have met on here. You are so great. You attack all those silly little kids on the message boards and I always get a good laugh. Thanks for that. You are awesome and I hope you never change. Thanks for being my friend.

blueeyes_30

Jenn...You have been such a dear and sweet friend. You have always kept an eye on me. You always warned me when "danger" was near. Thank you for that.

CaliHotJem

Jess...you are so amazing. You and I have just started to get to know each other...but you stood up for me (tubtub dilema) when you didnt have to. I will never forget that. Thank you for always being so nice and caring. You have a great heart and you are a true friend. You are one of those rare girls out there. Most of them have their own agenda on what they want to do and achieve...but you come across as just caring and trying to help. I noticed your I wanna about someone possing as you...in a way you can take that as a really sick and twisted compliment. Just keep your head up and breath. Everything will work its way out in time.

Cha0tic

So I am adding you in this because you are just so damn hot. You are always a kick to talk to.

devilhead

You are a great guy.  You are "evil" to the core...and I wouldnt have you any other way.  You understand me...even through my weird moments...yes we all know I have several of those.  Thanks for always being there for me and caring about me...in your own evil way.  I hope you know I care about you so much.  Thanks for being you...wouldnt like it any other way.

diamondheart

Lindsay...My Hayden Christensen Lover....You have been so much fun to talk to. I am still on the hunt to find someone who loves him more then you do...however I doubt that I will find it. You are a great and dear friend.

diferuent29

Alex...my painting buddy...you are always a great friend to talk to. We will have to see Starry Night one day. That would be so awesome...and yes...several others...but that one is on the top of my list. Thanks for being a great friend.

dirtylilsecret05

Colby....OMG you are one of the sweetest people I have met on here. You and I used to talk a lot more and I am really sorry we dont do that much anymore. I have tried to randomly sign your gb from time to time but I know that doesnt make up for it. I saw you put me in your about me section and I was speechless. You are so awesome. I wasnt expecting that at all. You totally made my day and I have no words to thank you for always being such a kick ass friend. Always be you and never change for anyone...you are good enough.

fruitysmoothies

AJ.....I am straight as an arrow...look ------------------

--------------------> O DARN!!! That was so funny when that happened. You have always helped me for a good laugh. You have also listened to me when I needed a friend. Thank you for that.

gansta_soldier

So what is there I can say about you? You are one of the nicest people I have ever met. You leave me random comments in my gb that make me smile...which is always really nice of you. You put up with my random and silly questions...but hey...helped to get to know one another...you cant denay that one. You have been a great and dear friend...thank you for that. And like I said...aside from you obvious good looks...you are very smart...never change.

gurl023

Bobbijo...You and I sure had some random ass conversations before you moved. It sucks because we dont talk as much anymore...but I am sure you are still the same great girl I met. You are awesome and I always had fun talking to you.

Hasson911

Hasson...you are a very kind and true friend. From our gb "attacking" to us over complimenting each other...you have always been there. No matter what you always talk to me on MSN...well that is unless you are going to sleep...or telling me to. You worry you talk to much...but hey...its a great way to see what you are thinking. At least you have learned to express yourself...not many guys...or girls for that matter...have. Stay awesome.

hatait

Heather...Mom....you are the greatest internet mother a girl could ask for. You have always cared about me and my well being and I can never repay you for that. You even had that lovely blog for me. You always know how to make me feel special and wanted. You are like the mother I never had and I love you for that. Thank you for always being there for me when times got rough. You do have a heart made of Platinum.

hz4l22

Terrence...I have only known you for a few days but oddly enough we have several things in common. It is just so important that we both like black pen ink. You are a really sweet and caring guy...everyone screws up from time to time. But you need to learn to forgive yourself. Its part of life. And hey...like I told you earlier...I cant promise you it will all be ok...but I can promise I will be here for you no matter what.

iamzach702

Wacky Zachy (dont ask I am a little hyper)...you have always been fun to talk to. And ever since I noticed no one would sign your gb I tried to sign it at least once a day...and yes I know I have been slacking...but hey I am human. You are a smart kid and I am sure you did just fine on all your exams...INCLUDING your Chem one. Keep watching those horror flicks.

infuzion

You have helped me to get rid of the weirdos on grab. And in that post you stuck up for me...and that really meant a lot. Thanks.

ITSBIG

Julien...you are #1. You asked what word best describes you...and I came up with a tie...I had sweet and caring. I figured two words were better then one anyways. You have always been a great friend. Thank you for that.

Jedi_Lizzie

Liz...I am so sorry I forgot you in the first batch. I explained what happend in your gb...but that is no excuse. You have been a dear friend. You are funny and very caring. You comment on my bloggy blogs (I noticed the comment on the blog stuff one...sorry it has taken so long...I just cant get an idea to hit me...I thought I had one but it didnt work out)...and you leave nice random comments in my gb. You are an awesome person with a kind heart. Thanks for being my friend.

jediturner13

Jesse...Superman...you are by far the best Superman there is. And what would Supergirl be without her Superman. You care about me and actually take the time to listen to me complain about things...then you try to help me figure out what to do. See...that is why people come to you for advice...you are good at it. And you show that you care. You are amazing...and yet again...deserve the Superman of the Year Award...O wait I already gave it to you...hahaha.

johnpwnedyou

Johnny Pants...we have been through so much over the years. You and your girl friend troubles...and the car accident...but we survived it all together. You have always stuck up for me...even when you didnt have to. And I have no idea how I can repay you for that. You are a great friend and I cant believe I have known you for as long as I have. Thanks for being there.

kevinoo

Kevin...My Bubble Boy...you are one of the best friends I have made on here. You watch over me and take care of me when I am down. You give me those lovely internet smiles. Well here are a few back :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D. You have had some rough times in your life...but you have made it through. You are a very strong and caring person. You are like a little brother to me. Thanks for being there.

kurtpwnedyou

Kurtikins...o how I miss you since you have gone off to training. You are my best friend and I care about you so much. Yes we have had our moments where we just wanted to kill each other...but everyone has those. I cant wait for you to come home for the Christmas break. I miss you and cant wait to see you. Take care of yourself because we all need you. Greggor misses you...he walks now and can feed himself. Come home to us.

no_expresion

Elizabeth...you are so awesome. You stuck up for me in my time of need. When I felt the need to just be quiet...you were my voice to tell her off. I thank you for that. You have always been so nice to me. You are very kind and caring. I love your honesty. Thanks for always being there. I hope you know I am here for you as well.

pillows

Megan....you are an awesome friend. I have known you since the sixth grade. Geez thats nearly ten years now...WE'RE GETTING OLD!!! I still remember the first time we raced down the freeway in our cars...talk about a close call. You have always been there...you never once judged me...as I have never judged you. You are my best friend and always will be.

punk_girl117

Lauren...you are an orignal. There is no one like you out there...and that is a good thing. People will learn to accept you for you, sooner or later. Dont ever change for them. You are a good friend who listens to me...and actually thinks I give good advice. Like I said...I only try to let you see it from a different perspective. I just hope I help. Keep that chin up and you should be fine. As you say...ROCK ON...yea that was weird for me to say.

Qmino

Saara...My crazy Finish friend. You have always watched over me and noticed when things werent right in my life. Then you would try and fix them even if you thought it would get me mad at you. Thank you for that. I hope you start to ge some more sleep...but then I am one to talk.

RedFawnGreyhound

Ashlyn....My Taste Bud Buddy....You have been so awesome. You are my taste bud buddy. You are random with me and create club theme songs. PUFFY CHEETOES!!! You are one of the coolest people I have met on here. Thanks for being so awesome.

skunk001

Anthony...Awww my dear little ab man typo ballet dancing brother. I think you are the best person I have met on here. I love you like the little brother I never had. You helped me through more things then I can count. You have put up with my mood swings and randomness. And I love you for that. We will always have our song. Damn good one it is too. "If you died right now...you know that I'd die too". I will always be there for you. You are a truely amazing guy. And I could never forget you and all that you have done. Geez we have several songs...Right Here Waiting For You...and Wonder. You are great. And I could never thank you enough for caring about me.

SouthernPhantom

Scotty Dotty...my "giant little brother"...there are no words for you. You are one of those great people you hear about caring for everyone else before himself. I think we have several little inside jokes...swiss cheese...its bad...or I will be the oompa loomp and you can be big foot. You listen to me bitch and moan as I do you. It all works out in the end. Like my I wanna says...will always be here for you.

suite65

Yvonne...you are a caring and kind person. You take the time to check in on me and see if I am doing alright. You read all of my blogs and comment on them...you even have it set to send you a message when I write a new one...that means so much. You have an I wanna up...hoping that you are a good mother...I can guarantee you are a great mother. Just from the way you treat me...you can tell you have a very warm and caring heart.

sweet217

LIV!!! Omg you are so sweet. You always randomly sign my gb...unless I suprise you and do it first . You are one of the nicest and sweetest people I know on here. You are such a caring person. Your friendship with me is so nice...and I am glad it happened. One good thing to come out of grab I guess. Take care of yourself because the world needs more people like you...and you have to be the role model for them...so if you leave...then where is the role model? Ok I think I am slowly making no sense...if I ever did make sense . You are awesome...never forget that.

tiggeloves

Jessi...I am sorry I forgot to put you in this...you deserve to be. You are one of my totally awesome and random friends. You always make me laugh. Remember when we created that town and we had our own postions in the government. That was funny. And the bouncing blobbies. Those were great. Thanks for always being a great friend. Never change.

Turtle_Dude

Sydney....my chicken buddy. You have been a great friend. We need to start our tests on that chicken though...test tubes/straws and everything. I mean seriously what does chicken taste like? Thanks for always being so sweet and nice to me...and making that one photo. I laughed so hard at seeing that thing. It was great. You are awesome. Thanks for always being there for me. And one day...one day....we will figure out that riddle that is known as chicken.

Used55

Sarah...STALKER EMOTION SHEILD!!! You have always been there for me when I had a problem. I could always trust you. I know you are having some problems right now and are thinking about quiting grab...please dont. Who would give me my Stalker Emotion? Who would John call Sexy (yea I know about that one)? You ARE a great friend. No matter what other people say. Everyone slips up from time to time. Its what we do with the knowledge from our mistakes that makes us who we are.

xdawg13

Hmmm...now what is there really to say about you? You and I sure have some intersting conversations. You are a really sweet guy and fun to talk to.

xX_aShEz_Xx

Ashely...you thought that Anthony and I had this great relationship and you would never have that. Well just know that I will always be here for you no matter what happens. You have been a great friend and I couldnt ask for more. People do care about you. Sometimes you just have to open your eyes to see it. You are awesome and I wouldnt change you for anything.

I got really bored today and a friend sent me a link to a site that has all these quizzes to tell you about yourself.  I dont know how true they are but I figured I would share the responces I got with everyone.

You Are Internal - Realist - Powerful

You feel your life is controlled internally. If you want something, you make it happen. You don't wait around for things to go your way. You value your independence and don't like others to have control. You are a realist when it comes to luck. You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random. You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you... But you do your best to try to make your own luck. When it comes to who's in charge, it's you. Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler. You don't care much about what others think. But they better care what you think!

Your World View

You are a fairly broadminded romantic and reasonably content. You value kindness and try to live by your ideals. You have strong need for security, which may be either emotional or material. You respect truth and are flexible. You like people, and they can readily make friends with you. You are not very adventurous, but this does not bother you.

Your Blogging Type is Pensive and Philosophical

You blog like no one else is reading... You tend to use your blog to explore ideas - often in long winded prose. Easy going and flexible, you tend to befriend other bloggers easily. But if they disagree with once too much, you'll pull them from your blogroll!

You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

Your Birthdate: November 6

You tend to be a the rock in relationships - people depend on you. Thoughtful and caring, you often put others needs first. You aren't content to help those you know... you want to give to the world. An idealist, you strive for positive change and dream about how much better things could be. Your strength: Your intuition Your weakness: You put yourself last Your power color: Rose Your power symbol: Cloud Your power month: June

Your Power Color Is Red-Orange

At Your Highest: You are warm, sensitive, and focused on your personal growth. At Your Lowest: You become defensive and critical if you feel attacked. In Love: You are loyal - but you demand the respect you deserve. How You're Attractive: You are very affectionate and inspire trust. Your Eternal Question: "Am I Respected?"

Your IQ Is 110

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Above Average

Puzzles

I stumbled across this site and have been playing and making puzzles all day.  I hope you enjoy.  And to my trusty blog fans...I will be making a new random rambling soon.  Just taking a little bit to hammer out the kinks in it.

Language Barrier

Today, like every day, I thought of something random that had absolutely nothing to do with what I was doing at the time. Normal people would call this a fluke, but for me, it has quite a bit of normalosity to it. Anyway, the topic which I pondered this time was communication between people who speak different languages. This is a very familiar subject to a lot of us, especially here in Texas.

Speaking a language common to those around you is important, obviously because of the potential communication problems which exist without a set language. When people speak different languages, and try to communicate with one another, they exude idiocy to a great extent.

Take the situation in which an English-speaking person attempts to talk to a person of a different language. No offense, but it's usually the English-speaking person who comes off as being an idiot. He/She will first attempt to speak louder and slower, but still in English, as if the only problem was that they were talking too fast. Then they will attempt to make up words in that person's language.

Observe the following common conversation to find out why I make this claim.

{SESP - Silly English Speaking Person}
{DLSP - Differnet Language Speaking Person}

SESP: Hi sir, do you know how to get to Highway 59 from here?
DLSP: ...
SESP: Hello? Sir? How do I get to 59?
DLSP: Uhhh... no speak English...
SESP: OH, you don't speak English!?
DLSP: SI! No speak English.
SESP: Ok... here we go... HOW... DO... IIIII... GET... TO FIFTY-NINE... FROM HERE...?
DLSP: ...no speak English...
SESP: Ok... ummm... How-o... do I get-o... to cinco-nine... from right here-o?
DLSP: ...no comprendo (Translation: I dont understand). [laughs.] Tu eres estupido. (Translation: You are stupid)
SESP: HELLO! ANSWER ME IN ENGLISH!

Math class

Math class is definitely the most unique of the core classes in college. I have come to this conclusion based upon the experiences I have had and the stereotypes I have made about this incessantly redundant subject. Probably the most accurate way to identify whether or not you are in a math course is if there is the answer-shouter. There is always at least one of these per math classroom. An answer-shouter will constantly be answering aloud the questions the professor/teacher asks, and always before anyone else. See, the answer-shouters (A-S) feel insecure about their knowledge for some reason, and will race for every opportunity to answer a question.

The problem with these people is that they are always wrong. They don't even take a breath before answering, they just seem to blurt out random numbers with accompanying exponents. The A-S also tends to answer the rhetorical questions as well, and more quickly than the rest of the answers, for these questions are the only ones that they aren't guessing on. He/She will become very excited at these type of questions, as it is a perfect opportunity to show the rest of the class how incredibly intelligent he/she is:

PROFESSOR: Why is it six, you ask, Suzanne? Ok, well the rest of it cancels out and then after we carry the two, we add the four to it and then that becomes...
FRANKLIN: SIX! [Looks around the room for approval from his peers. Crosses arms and raises eyebrows.]

These are the same people who ask questions that the teacher answered already. The A-S is just one of the characteristics of math class. Another major one is the type of assignments given. Math is the only class where homework is always due every single day, but never for a grade. "Just do the assignment and we will discuss it in class." This is why the discussions are so dull... nobody does the assignments. The A-S, however, can always keep it going.

The assignments also tend to be "just the odds" or "just the evens". This, unfortunately, confuses the life out of me. At least once a week, I'll come to class with my homework done, and a smile on my face for actually doing it. But to my dismay, I'll look at the board where the assignment from the previous day is written out and find that I did the wrong assignment. "Oh no... does that say evens? I did the ODDS! I could swear she said ODDS yesterday!" Why do they do that "just the evens" junk anyway? If the page has 100 questions on it, but you only want me to do 50 of them, why not make the assignment 1-50...?

Math is also the only subject in which you are required, in most instances, to write down every single little step as to how you reached the answer. What is the purpose of this? If you get the answer right, then why does it matter how you get there?! You never have to do this in any other class. I've never taken a history test which had a question that read "Name the 22nd President of the USA. Show your work."

C.O.P.S.

Today, I was watching C.O.P.S. As I do with most ordinary things, I found excitement in a few observations I made. It seemed as though every single cop on the show was omnipresent. These apparent god-like creatures we call bobbies always tend to have perfect hunches every time. Here's a script of the typical COPS episode:

COP: [Driving in squad car.] Yeah we've never had any kind of questionable activity around this particular area of town I'm heading to, but I've got a feeling that maybe some criminals could be hanging around over there, I'm just gonna head on over there and stick my nose in and peek around. [Pulls into that area of town and spots random car on side of road with nothing fishy about it.] Hmm... a car... on the side of the road... that seems a little fishy, I'm gonna check it out. [To person in car.] Hi, how are you doing today, sir?
GUY (in late 80s, 4'3", extremely nonthreatening, cancer patient and monk): I'm doing fine how are you today?
COP: I'd be doing fine if you'd just step out of the car please.
GUY: Ok, but I don't understand why... ooooh my back!
COP: Here, I'll get your cane out of the backseat... wait a second... speaking of backseats, what are those bags of white powder doing back there?
GUY: Bags of white powder? What bags of white powder?
COP: These bags! This is cocaine!
GUY: It's not mine! I swear! I'm holding it for a friend! I didn't even know what it was!
COP: OK buddy, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car, and put your hands behind your back.
GUY: Over my dead body!!! [Pulls out gun.]

And of course you know how the rest of the story goes. If the cops on this show are this lucky, then why aren't they in Las Vegas? That's where the real money is. But of course this is not anything like the cops I have seen. The ones around here are more keen to the following scene:

COP: Hey, Bob, look at that... there's a pair of ethnic teenagers with pistols exchanging money and what seems to be a list of people titled "Hit List". Do you think we should check it out?
BOB: Nah, it's probably alright, let's just go get some Whataburger (for those who dont know what this is...it is a fast food place...yes that is the actual name).
COP: You're probably right. Hey, I left my wallet at the house, could you spot me?

There's also that show "Scariest Police Chases" or something like that. If you've ever seen it, then you've surely noticed the gray-haired overdramatic narrator. This guy annoys the crap out of me. He exaggerates every single part of the show to the point of obscenity. Some cop will be pulling a guy over for doing 67 in a 65 and the narrator will say something like "TWENTY SEVEN YEARS OF HARD WORK, TRAINING, AND SELF-DISCIPLINE HAS LED OFFICER BELCHMAKER TO THIS VERY MOMENT!" The guy needs to calm down. As do I...

Movie Villians

It has come to my attention that the bad guys in movies are really horrible at their jobs. Generally when I am seeing a movie which contains a "bad guy", I will see him completely fail. He will by some means, use his many minions to capture the hero of the movie, reveal himself (for he was hiding), give an evil mischevious laugh right in the face of the hero, and say something to the effect of "I'm better than you." Throughout the movie, we have established the fact that the bad guy wants to kill the good guy REALLY bad. However, oddly enough, the bad guy decides, for some reason, that it is in his best interest to bring him back to his headquarters to kill him there. When they arrive, the villian always must talk for tons of time about why he is killing the hero, and we see the following scene:

Bad Guy: "BWAHAHAHA I've got you now! You cannot escape. Soon you will join he rest of your family that I have already killed. But wait... I do not know how I should go about murdering you. So many ways, so little lives... Shall I bite you to death, use my pistol, cut you with a knife, burn you, or make you watch Teletubbies do the same friggin thing over and over til you kill yourself? Hmmm let me ponder this in my Big Comfy Couch for an hour or two. Oh no you've killed me. Crap... that was unexpected."

Upon realization of this, I have decided to no longer see movies with "Bad Guys" in them. They are only going to remind me of watching the Disney channel when they attempt to make twelve-year old children save the world from some horrible disaster that only he/she knows about and their parents won't listen. And that, my friends... is a whole different kind of bad movie.

Auto Mechanics

We've all had to deal with auto mechanics before and we all know how shady these people can be. I think they train these guys at the same place they train those people who sell "500 DVD's for only 1 penny!*" And then you look around but cannot find where it explains the *, so you ignore it and sign your life away. Yes, mechanics are sleezy. I swear they make stuff up! If you take your car in to get something as simple as an oil change done, you will almost always get one of these calls in less than an hour:

(RING RING CLICK)
Me: Hello?
Him: Hi, may I speak with Amanda?
Me: Speaking...
Him: Yes, Amanda, this is Carl with Bercher Firestone.
Me: Oh, hi, you finished the oil change? I'll be back up there in about 5 minutes. It was $39.99, right?
Him: Well, actually we've found a couple of problems with your car that you'll need to have done soon, I was just gonna run some stuff by you.
Me: Um... sure...
Him: Well first of all, we found that your gaskets are rusting, so they need to be replaced...
Me: Ok.
Him: Also, the temperature gage seems to be a little off so that needs to be replaced.
Me: Ok...
Him: And when was the last time you had your flippigoiner bulb changed? ...cuz that's the dirtiest flippigoiner bulb I have ever seen.
Me: Yeah... um... ok...
Him: It also seems that your glovebox fluid is low, so we need to fill that up.
Me: Glovebox fluid?
Him: Yes, Amanda, just some routine maintenance. Hold on a second, would ya? WHAT WAS THAT HAROLD? YEAH IT'S AMANDA..... OK I'LL LET HER KNOW. Ok sorry about that, anyway, Harold says that your sunroof is missing.
Me: I don't have a sunroof.
Him: Yeah that's what I said... anyway that's really cheap, $2.50 for the part, and then just two grand for the installation.
Me: What?!!
Him: It's all gonna total up to about $10,000. Oh and one more thing, in order to have your oil changed, because of the way your car is built, we had to take the whole thing apart and put it back together. And we seem to have lost your transmission in the process, so we're gonna need to get that too.
Me: Holy crap! What in the world is going on with that? How long until I can have my car back???

Bad Blogs 

I have noticed that there is a big difference between a good blog and a bad blog. The bad blogs tend to be those made by teenage girls (no offense). It's not all of them, it's mainly just the ones that when you ask them how their day was, you'll end up with the following conversation.

Me: hey how ya been?
Some Random Girl: read my Xanga and find out!
Me: well im kinda busy, can i just get a one word answer? 
Some Random Girl: NO READ IT NOW! and leave a comment too!
Me: um... yea I guess so. 

And then I'll finally get to the blog, whether it be Xanga, Live Journal, Grab or Myspace, and I find that one entry is about 14 pages long. These girls will spill every single little insignificant detail onto their online diary. Here's the typical blog entry made by the typical teenage girl. 

October 25, 2005
Current mood: >:-o
Current music: BRITNEY SPEARS! oops i did again, or something like that
Current book: dr. phil's biography
Entry: Hey guys! its me again! i bet you missed me huh? well i woke up today at 6:27 and i was like WHOA thats waaaay too early, and so i went back to sleep and then woke back up at 6:30 cuz thats when i wake up every morning. I still have teeth and elbows as i have mentioned in my previous 47 posts. i went downstairs and ate breakfast. i made cinmon rolls and they were the little kind and i almost didnt wanna eat em because they are so cute! but i was hungry so i did. but i was mad because there wasnt enough icing on them cuz my crazy little brother ate some of it when i wasnt looking. i was so mad, i almost didnt go to school. but i did and i DROVE today. my mom doesnt know yet but when she finds out im SO grounded. but i dont care, it was worth it! but omg im so weirded out and stuff cuz this dude looked at me funny when i was on my way to skool today and i think he was checking me out and he was like old… like at least 2 years older than me. i was like eugh. but he might have just been looking at the sky but I couldnt really tell. he was ugly tho but omg i saw a bird on the way to skool and it was like flying and I was like wow ive never seen them do that b4 you know?! so yeah I think i want a bird now...etc ...blah blah blah.

I decided to end it a little early to spare you. The details kill me. They just eat at my soul like David Letterman's horrible chuckle.