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My Love passed and now I'm lost !!
May 15, 2007 | 7:44AM

My Baby left me Saturday April 21, 2007 around 10:15 pm just alittle while afetr I had got to the hospital to stay the night with him. I held his face in my hands telling him how much I loved him and needed him to come back, but that was not meant to be. Because he opened eye's and took a breath started to breath again and stopped, I hit his chest saying Baby no no Please come back to me I love you Please come back. But he didn't come back he went to be with his parentsand now all I have is my memories of what a Great Guy he was to me and I knew him like no one else ever will. I will cherish all those memories deep inside My Heart he is My one and Only True Love and Always will be no matter what come's my way in life....He was the Greatest Man I have ever known and someday I will be with again God willing.

ALL MY LIFE I HAD WANTED TO FIND SOMEONE LIKE HIM AND I'M SO HAPPY I HAD HIM THE TIME I DID EVEN THOUGH I WISH IT HAD BEEN LONGER INTO OUR OLD AGE. BUT I GUESS GOD NEEDED HIM MORE THEN I DO ?????

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My Love left !!!!
Apr 30, 2007 | 5:25PM

ALL MY LIFE I HAD WANTED TO FIND SOMEONE LIKE HIM AND I'M SO HAPPY I HAD HIM THE TIME I DID EVEN THOUGH I WISH IT HAD BEEN LONGER INTO OUR OLD AGE. BUT I GUESS GOD NEEDED HIM MORE THEN I DO ?????

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Priceless
Mar 05, 2007 | 4:27PM

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman
> > on a
> > busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow,
> >
> > just in front of him.
> > He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk,
> >
> > even though he could have beaten the red light by
> >
> > accelerating through the intersection.
> > The tailgating woman was furious and honked her
> > horn,
> > screaming in frustration as she missed her   chance
> > to
> > get through the intersection, dropping her cell
> > phone
> > and makeup.
> > As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on
> > her
> > window and looked up into the face of a very
> > serious
> > police officer.
> > The officer ordered her to exit her car with her
> > hands up.
> > He took her to the police station where she was
> > searched, finger printed, photographed, and   placed
> > in
> > a holding cell.
> > After a couple of hours, a policeman approached
> > the
> > cell and opened the door.
> > She was escorted back to the booking desk where
> > the
> > arresting officer was waiting with her personal
> > effects.
> > He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You
> > see, I
> > pulled up behind your car while you were blowing
> > your
> > horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and
> > cussing a blue streak at him.
> > "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,
> >
> > the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the
> > 'Follow
> > Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the
> > chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
> >
> > Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the   car."
> >
> > Priceless

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Cat lover or not you'll love this !!!
Feb 28, 2007 | 3:19PM

>>
>>         We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think
>>anyone
>>can top this one:
>>         Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter
>>how
>>legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks
>>I'm
>>lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied
>>anyway,
>>because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply
>>mentioned
>>that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to
>>coming
>>in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to
>>explain
>>the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly
>>because
I
>>had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty.
>>Initially,
>>the new acquisition was no problem.
>>
>>         Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast
>>when I
>>heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Honey! The
>>garbage
>>disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the
>>button
>>is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. "Reset
>>it
>>yourself!" "But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it starts
>>going and
>>sucks me in?" There was a meaningful pause and then, "C'mon, it'll
>>only
>>take you a second." So out I came, dripping wet and butt naked,
>>hoping
>>that my silent outraged
nudity would make a statement about how I
>>perceived her behavior as extremely cowardly.
>>         Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head under
>>the sink
>>to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing.
>>         It struck without warning, and without any respect to my
>>circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into
>>its
>>gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who discovered the
>>fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my legs She
>>had
>>been poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached under the
>>sink.
>>And, at the precise moment when I was most vulnerable, she leapt at
>>the
>>toys I
unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like
>>claws. I
>>lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements,
>>blindly
>>rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten
>>hanging from my masculine region.
>>         Wild animals are sometimes faced with a "fight or flight"
>>syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the "flight"
>>option. I
>>know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air
>>when
>>the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent. The
>>impact
>>knocked me out cold.
>>         When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me.
>>Now there
>>are not many things
in this life worse than finding oneself lying
>>on the
>>kitchen floor butt naked in front of a group of "been-there, done
>>-that"
>>paramedics. Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the
>>paramedics were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their
>>work,
>>all the while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter......and
>>not
>>succeeding.
>>         Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally
>>made
>>it back in to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an
>>explanation
>>out of me about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too
>>painful to talk about,which it was. "What's the matter?" They all
>>asked,
>>"Cat got your
tongue?"
>>         If they only knew!
>>
>>         Why is it that only the women laugh at this?

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Here's your sign !!
Feb 28, 2007 | 2:43PM

> > Number One Idiot of 2006
> >
> > I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
> > poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because
> > she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that
> > the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her
> >daughter
> > into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation
> > happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in
> >order
> > to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the
> > emergency room right away.
> >
> > Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > Number Two Idiot of 2006
> >
> &g t; Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal
> >a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of
> >the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river,
> >they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out
> >that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that
> >activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at
> >Boeing.
> >
> > Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > Number Three Idiot of 2006
> >
> > A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch
> >and wrote this:
> > "Put all your muny in this bag."
> > While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began
> >to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police
> >before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and
> >crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in
> >line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and,
> >surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in
> >the harbor, told him that she could not accept h is stickup note because it
> >was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have
> >to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
> >Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a
> >few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
> >
> > Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > Number Four Idiot of 2006
> >
> > A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed tr ap that;
> >measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received
> >in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he
> >sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he
> >received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time
> >of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.
> >
> > Wise guy........ but you still get a sign
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
> >
> > Number Five Idiot of 2006
> >
> > A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all
> >of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag,
> >the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the
> >shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier
> >refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber
> >said he was, but t he clerk still refused to give it to him because she
> >didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out
> >of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed
> >that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The
> >robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called
> >the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the
> >license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
> >
> > This guy definitely needs a sign.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > < BR>Idiot Number Six of 2006
> >
> > A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
> >revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved,
> >the startled first bandit shot him.
> >
> > This guy doesn't even deserve a sign
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > Idiot Number Seven of 2006
> >
> > Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that
> >he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some
> >booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head
> >at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It
> >seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was
> >caught on videotape.
> >
> > Yep, Here's your sign
> >
> > (Please note that all of the above people are allowed to vote)
> >
> > IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
> > I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
> >local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer
> >Crossing sign on our road. The reason:
> > "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a
> >good place for them to be crossing anymore."
> > From Kingman , KS
> > __________________________________________________ ____
> >
> > IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
> > My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
> > She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said
> >he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef?
> > Yep...From Kansas City !
> >
> > ______________________________________________
> > IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
> >airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
> >your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
> >would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
> >
> > Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
> > __________________________________________________ _____
> >
> > IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes then its safe to
> >cross the street. I was crossing wi th an intellectually challenged coworker
> >of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
> >signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What
> >on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
> > She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS .
> > __________________________________________________ _
> > IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who
> >was leaving the company due to" downsizing", our manager commented
> >cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word
> >was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
> >deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
> > ________________________________________
> > IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
> >back into itself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why
> >her system would not tur n on.
> > A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less.
> > __________________________________________________ __
> > IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
> >dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
> >We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly
> >to unlock the driver' side door. As I watched from
> > the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered
> >that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His
> >reply, "I know - I already got that side."
> > This was at the CHEVY dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
> > __________________________________________________ _____
> >
> >
> > STAY ALERT! They walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE!

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Nine words Women use !!
Feb 28, 2007 | 2:31PM

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually End in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement Often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot And wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you About nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman Can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard Before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say You're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F___ YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning This is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is Now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's Wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

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FRIENDS
Feb 25, 2007 | 12:34PM

> Subject: FRIENDS
>
>
>
>
>
>       You might be best friends one year,
>
>
>       pretty good friends the next year,
>
>
>       don't talk that often the next year,
>
>
>
>
>       and don't want to talk at all the year after that.
>
>       So, I just wanted to say,
>       you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,
>
>
>       I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.
>
>
>       Send this to all your friends,
>
>
>       no matter how often you talk ,
>
>       or how close you are,
>
>       and send it to the person who sent it to you.
>
>
>
>       Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them,
>
>       and tell new friends you never will.
>
>       Remember, everyone needs a friend,
>
>       someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all,
>
>       just remember this text
>       and take comfort in knowing
>
>       somebody out there cares about you

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This is from the little one I babysit !!!!!
Feb 24, 2007 | 10:43AM

Dear Denise,

You are the best babysiter ever in the whole

wide world .And you are the beautifuliest babysiter

ever in the whole wide world. And I love .

And I allso love your

two ferrets and one guineapig.

Love

Kayla Hurley

Gunter !!!

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Click here for more Christmas
Dec 16, 2006 | 5:07PM

Merry Christmas to you and yours...go check out this site to see more Christmas from me to you .....http://www.myspace.com/b4d4ss_bl0nd3

((((((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))))

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Fate Does Exist
Apr 22, 2006 | 10:48PM

Fate Does Exist

Since the moment I first met you online,
I knew that I had found a wonderful friend.
Your humour always makes me laugh,
But your gift for wit never ceases to amaze me.

When the woes of the world overwhelm me,
You are there with comfort and perspective.
Your sense of humour makes me smile;
Your compassion and understanding makes me rejoice.

There are billions of people in this world.
And of all these people, I met you.
Fate has brought us together;
Fate will hopefully never tear us apart.

Because of you, I know that fate must exist.
You are living proof.
Although I may not say it often,
I value you immensely.
Thank you for being my online friend.

Author Unknown

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A five year old speaks !!!!!
Apr 13, 2006 | 9:18AM

A five year old speaks

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He was playing with his toys in her bedroom, while grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm very happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The grandson heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

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50 Rules for Women
Apr 12, 2006 | 2:45PM

50 Rules For Women

This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew...

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

3. Don't make us guess.

4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

8. Dogs are better than cats.

9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.

11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

12. You have enough clothes.

13. You have too many shoes.

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

15. Your brother is an idiot.

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

18. Share the bathroom

19. Share the closet.

20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

24. Check your oil.

25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

28. Yes, [censored]ing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

29. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

31. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

32. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.

34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

35. Don't make 50 rules when 35 will do.