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Happy Indenpendence Day
Jul 04, 2009 | 6:00PM
Just here to wish all my friends a Happy 4th. I hope you all have a great weekend. Just finished playing my yearly game of Rocket's Red Glare a tribune if you will to a Nation I love dearly.
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My friend - came across this - thought I'd pass it on.....
Apr 26, 2008 | 6:53PM
A lecturer when explaining
stress management to an audience, Raised a glass of water and asked 'How heavy is this glass of water?' Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.' He continued, 'And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, As the burden becomes increasingly heavy, We won't be able to carry on. ' 'As with the glass of water, You have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden.' 'So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow. Whatever burdens you're carrying now, Let them down for a moment if you can.' So, my friend, put down anything that may be a burden to you right now. Don't pick it up again until after you've rested a while. Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life: * Accept that some days you're the pigeon, And some days you're the statue. * Always keep your words soft and sweet, Just in case you have to eat them. * Always read stuff that will make you look good If you die in the middle of it. * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be Recalled by their maker. * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, It was probably worth it. * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply be kind to others. * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, Because then you won't have a leg to stand on. * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. * The second mouse gets the cheese. * When everything's coming your way, You're in the wrong lane. * You may be only one person in the world, But you may also be the world to one person. * Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. * We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box. *A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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pass along
Apr 11, 2008 | 5:05PM
I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year. > > Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. > > I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. > > I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pass-time while driving alone is picking your nose. > (Although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot) > > Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. > > I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. Yuck! > > I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. > > Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. > > I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. > > I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. > > I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. > > I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. > > I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. > > Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. > > Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. > > > I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas. > > I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans. > > I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. > > And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life. > > I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. > > I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. > > I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. > > I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army. > > I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan > > I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. > > Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt. > > And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. > > I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies! > > If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician... > > Have a wonderful day.... > > Oh, by the way..... > > A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. > > Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
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Frequently Misspelled Words
Apr 18, 2007 | 5:15PM
Thought this was interesting, Enjoy. - absence
- accomplish
- apparent
- believe
- biscuit
- broccoli
- calendar
- candidate
- category
- changeable
- column
- criticize
- definite
- development
- disappear
- dominant
- equipment
- embarrass
- existence
- financially
- foreign
- generally
- government
- grammar
- grateful
- guarantee
- height
- humorous
- ignorance
- immediate
- independent
- intelligence
- jewelry
- knowledge
- leisure
- library
- lightning
- lose
| - magically
- maintenance
- mosquito
- neighbor
- occasion
- official
- particular
- physical
- piece
- pleasant
- potatoes
- principal
- privilege
- pursuit
- receive
- recommend
- religious
- remembrance
- restaurant
- rhythm
- salary
- sandwich
- schedule
- separate
- shining
- special
- success
- tomorrow
- truly
- twelfth
- until
- usage
- vacuum
- village
- weather
- weird
- zoology
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Wacky Town Names
Apr 18, 2007 | 2:42PM
Wacky Town Names
Taking a road trip to Monkey's Eyebrow?
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compiled by Holly Hartman
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America's a big country. From the easternmost reaches of Maine to the western Alaska islands in the Bering Sea, these United States include towns with every imaginable name. We've collected some of the more surprising examples. (To look up a state abbreviation, check here.)
Towns that boast . . .
Beauty, KY Best, TX Bountiful, UT
. . . and towns that don't.
Boring, OR Dinkytown, MN Eek, AK Embarrass, WI

modest Sod, WV |
Flat, TX Greasy, OK Gripe, AZ Hardscrabble, DE Hazard, KY Oddville, KY Okay, OK Ordinary, KY Peculiar, MO Sod, WV Why, AZ
Towns that make you hungry
Bacon, IN Big Rock Candy Mountain, VT Buttermilk, KS Cheesequake, NJ Chocolate Bayou, TX

yum to Spuds, FL |
Goodfood, MS Ham Lake, MN Hot Coffee, MS Lick Fork, VA Lickskillet, OH Mexican Water, AZ Oatmeal, TX Oniontown, PA Picnic, FL Pie Town, NM Sandwich, MA Spuds, FL Sugar City, ID Tea, SD Tortilla Flat, AZ Two Egg, FL
Towns that remind you of bugs and birds . . .
Beebeetown, IA

shufflin' to Bugscuffle, TN |
Bee Lick, KY Bird-in-Hand, PA Birds Eye, IN Black Gnat, KY Bugscuffle, TN Bumble Bee, AZ Chicken, AK Fleatown, OH Goose Pimple Junction, VA Parrot, KY Shoofly, NC Turkey, TX Turkey Scratch, AR
. . . and other creatures . . .
Bear, DE Beaverdale, PA Dinosaur, CO Dog Walk, KY Fish Haven, ID Hippo, KY Horseheads, NY Hungry Horse, MT Mammoth, WV Monkey's Eyebrow, KY Possum Trot, KY Rabbit Shuffle, NC Squirrel Hill, PA Toad Suck, AR Trout, LA Viper, KY
. . . not to mention humankind.
Bigfoot, TX Bowlegs, OK Brainy Boro, NJ Humansville, MO Left Hand, WV Shoulderblade, KY Stiffknee Knob, NC Sweet Lips, TN West Thumb, WY

smile in Smileyberg, KS |
Carefree, AZ Celebration, FL Friendly, WV Happy Camp, CA Happyland, CT Ideal, GA Lovely, KY Luck Stop, KY Magic City, ID Paradise, MI Smileyberg, KS Success, MO What Cheer, IA
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these are the words to the song.
Apr 08, 2007 | 12:23AM
Anime :: Gundam Seed :: Mizu no Akashi
Mizu no AkashiEpisode 36 Insert Song Sung by: Tanaka Rie Lyrics by: Kajiura Yuki Music by: Kajiura Yuki
Mizu no naka ni yoru ga yureteru
Kanashii hodo shizuka ni tatazumu
Midorinasu kishibe
Utsukushii yoake wo
Tada matte iraretara
Kirei na kokoro de
Kurai umi to sora no mukou ni
Arasoi no nai basho ga aruno to
Osiete kureta no wa dare
Dare mo ga tadori tsukenai
Soretomo dareka no kokoro no naka ni
Mizu no nagare wo shizumete
Kureru daichi wo uruosu shirabe
Ima wa doko nimo nakutemo
Kitto jibun de te ni ireruno
Itsumo, itsuka, kitto
Mizu no akashi wo kono te ni
Subete no honoo wo nomikonde nao
Hiroku yasashiku nagareru
Sono shizukesa ni tadoritsuku no
Itsumo, itsuka, kitto
Anata no te wo tori...
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The night is wavering in the water
The greening shore is so still and silent
That it is painful*
If only I could wait
For a beautiful dawn
With a pure heart...
Who told me that
There is a land without any conflicts
Beyond the dark seas and skies?
No one can reach that land,
Or perhaps it only exists in someone's heart
A melody that can quench the thirst
Of the land that calms the waters' flow
Even if it does not exist anywhere right now,
I will come to possess it
Always, someday, for sure
Let the token of water be in my hands
Even after engulfing all the flames,
It still continues to flow, gently and broadly
I will reach its tranquility
Always, someday, for sure
With your hand in mine...
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*The actual word is "sad", but since that makes the translation very awkward, I decided to stray a bit from the literal interpretation and used "painful" instead
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my fave song from Gundam Seed
Apr 08, 2007 | 12:13AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f5CMwpWDUU
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Favorite
Dec 22, 2006 | 7:18AM
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Favorite Poet
Nov 03, 2006 | 1:26AM
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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim Because it was grassy and wanted wear, Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I marked the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
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Things you Should Know.... About your purse.
Jul 20, 2006 | 4:19PM
Subject: Your purse
Mom always got so upset when her guest Came in the door and plopped their purses Down on the counter where she was cooking or setting up the buffet. She always said that purses are really dirty, because of w here they have been. Smart Momma!
(KUTV) SALT LAKE CITY
It's something just about every woman carries with them. While we may know what's Inside our purses, do you have any idea what's on the outside? Shauna Lake put purses to the test - for bacteria - with surprising results. You may think twice about where you put your purse.
Women carry purses everywhere; from the office to public restrooms to the floor of the car. Most women won't be caught without their purses, but did you ever stop to think about where your purse goes during the day?
"I drive a school bus, so my purse has been on the floor of the bus a lot," says one woman. "On the floor of my car, probably in restrooms."
"I put my purse in grocery shopping carts, on the floor of bathroom stalls while changing a diaper," says another woman and of course in my home which should be clean."
We decided to find out if purses harbor a lot of bacteria. We learned how to test them at Nelson Laboratories in Salt Lake, then we set out to test the average woman's purse. Most women told us they didn't stop to think about what was on the bottom of their purse. Most said they usually set their purses on top of kitchen tables and counters where food Is prepared. Most of the ladies we talked to told us they wouldn't be surprised if their purses were at least a little bit dirty.
It turns out purses are so surprisingly dirty, even the microbiologist who tested them was shocked. Microbiologist Amy Karren of Nelson Labs says nearly all of the purses tested were not only high in bacteria, but high in harmful kinds of bacteria.
Pseudomonas can cause eye infections, staphylococcus aurous can cause serious skin infections, and salmonella and e-coli found on the purses could make people very sick. In one sampling, four of five purses tested positive for salmonella, and that's not the worst of it. "There is fecal contamination on the purses," says Amy.
Leather or vinyl purses tended to be cleaner than cloth purses, and lifestyle seemed to play a role. People with kids tended to have dirtier purses than those without, with one exception. The purse of one single woman who frequented nightclubs had one of the worst contamination's of all. "Some type of feces, or even possibly vomit or something like that," says Amy.
So the moral of this story - your purse won't kill you, but it does have the potential to make you very sick if you keep it on places where you eat. Use hooks to hang your purse at home and in restrooms, and don't put it on your desk, on a restaurant table, or on your kitchen countertop. Experts say you should think of your purse the same way you would a pair of shoes. "If you think about putting a pair of shoes onto your countertops, that's the same thing you're doing when you put your purse on the countertops," says Amy.
The microbiologists at Nelson also said cleaning a purse will help. Wash cloth purses and use leather cleaner to clean the bottom of leather purses.
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