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Signs You've Eaten Too Much
Dec 08, 2006 | 1:43PM

 IT'S THE HOLIDAYS WHEN WE ALL SEEM TO OVERINDULGE

 

10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.

9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.

6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.

5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"

4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.

3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.

2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.

1. You're sweatin' gravy.

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free2be Read free2be Grabnormal
December 08, 2006 @ 1:47PM
 
LOL thats a good one, Hugs Cher
lasievert Read lasievert Grabnormal
December 09, 2006 @ 12:11PM
 
Very funny!
Luvcoffee45 Read Luvcoffee45 Graverage
December 12, 2006 @ 12:55PM
 
This is very funny! I try not to overindulge, TOO
much. But, you know during the holidays it isn't easy to do. Take care Love, Felicia
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A little about how I grew up

I grew up in Lancaster Pennsylvania, Amish Country. The Amish are are small group who are religious. Living Amish is a simple way of life. We have no electric, phone or cars. We grew our food & raised animals for our meat and horses to work. We plow fields, build a barns in a day, make our clothes. We have a stove that cooks our food with wood or coal. That stove also heats our home and water for a weekly bath. We have a smoke house to store our meats and a spring house to keep foods cold. A spring house is a cement building that has a floor on all four side with a spring that runs through the middle. On real hot days, inside the spring house was the place to go. So nice and cool. We can foods for the winter. We use horse and buggys.