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DESCRIBE ME .. umm can u do it in one word ?...
Nov 24, 2006 | 12:06PM
May 25, 2006 | 11:17PM
Describe me in ONE WORD.
..just one word! Post it in my comments, then copy this message and repost it on your blog and see how many strange things people say about you! This is really fun! Send this message on to the rest of your friends and see what they say about you! GAME ON!!
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MAMMOGRAM
Oct 30, 2006 | 5:51AM
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GO GET YOUR MAMMIES GRAMMED
This is hysterical! Make sure you read the whole thing.
There is a serious message at the end, but you get to laugh on the way there.
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram
"OK," I said, "let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down ,
My hooters in a vise!
My skin was stretched a nd mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's viselike grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath," she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick their balls in there,
And see how they come out!!
Mail this to 13 other females. Now, don't break the chain! One female broke the chain, her plumbing became so bad, she now has an outhouse! OK gals, now that you have had your laugh, remember... Breast Cancer Awareness... Go have those boobs checked out and stay healthy! Pass the message on to your mothers, sisters, daughters, aunts, cousins, friends, --- and even your enemies. Because the WORST enemy is Breast Cancer!! |
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SERFS UP DUDE
Sep 26, 2006 | 5:23PM
never thought i would ever get told too much playing serfs but gotta have lots of practice lmao... they had me blind folded and spun me around like 5 times... fixing to hit pinata when i heard hubby hollared whoaaaa just like the serfs only to find out i almost whacked him..... Hubby said no more playing serfs up for you young lady when you try to whack me instead of sponge bob roflmao.... i took a picture of it and hope all who is reading this enjoy and get a good laugh cuz i am still laughing over it...my hubby sounded just like louie on serfs up when he said whoaaaa ... since noone is able to see the pic... the pic is on my albums... dont understand why my pic wont show up on my blog but o well... lol
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FRIENDS ?
Aug 24, 2006 | 7:51PM
FRIENDS ?
Body: I got your back
You got mine,
I'll help you out
Anytime!
To see you hurt
To see you cry
Makes me weep
And wanna die
And if you agree
To never fight
It wouldn't matter
Whos wrong or right
If a broken heart
Needs a mend
I'll be right there
Till the end
If your cheeks are wet
From drops of tears
Don't worry
Let go of your fears
Hand in hand
Love is sent,
We'll be friends
Till the end!!!!
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How do you stay cool when it gets too HOT?
Aug 06, 2006 | 10:26PM
When it get too HOT in the summer, I stay cool by jumping in my new pool or sometimes we got to the lake and have great barbecues and of course gotta have that cold drink lol
Have a great summer everybody
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Brandon Lee Fulton
Aug 06, 2006 | 10:21PM
Hi all my new grandson was born on july 2006 weighing 5lbs 6.5 oz. He was kept in the hospital for almost 2 weeks and i wanted to let everyone know that he is home finally, he was released on july 30 at 12:30 pm. He is doing great and so is the mom. He was weighed on August 5th and his weight was 6lbs 9oz. 
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BABY
Jul 18, 2006 | 11:59AM
Well i dont know where to start but i just became a new grandma on july 17, 2006 at 10:12 pm my oldest daughter had her baby and it was a baby boy weighing 5lbs 6.5 oz and she named him brandon lee fulton. He is so beautiful. This is my first grandchild and am very excited so i just had to share this with all of yous. I have had 4 kids of my own but never thought that the delivery would be so great watching and yes i wassss there woohoo i got to see it all and i will never forget that moment when i saw my grandson being born. If anyone ever gets that opportunity too see a real life come into this world please what ever you do dont miss it -- its a great and the most wonderful thing to ever experience. I felt the angels there when that beautiful baby boy was being born and i will never forget what i felt that night. I will always cherish and remember the experience and what i felt and saw the night a baby was given its soul and was given to my daughter and me. Well thats all for now till i go and see baby bye for now
cigsangel
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newest update of angel
May 07, 2006 | 8:14AM
Hi all i have some gr8 news coming up I am gonna be a grandma in August. This will be my first grandchild, I am kinda scared but am looking forward to torturing my daughter lmao. I found out she gonna have a boy and he is gonna be so spoiled that she gonna go nuts ha ha daughter now you know what i went through lol. I am very young but at least i will be able to live long enough to see him grow up. Bye all Luvs ya
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