1. wat do you do if a blonde chucks a grenade at you?
pull out the pin and chuck it back ! 
if you havent laught yet then listen 2 this
2. how do you keep a blonde happy
put her in a circular room and tell her to find a corner! 
3. one day a blonde was speedin down a motor way when a blonde cop pulls her over the cop asks for her licence the blonde asks what it looks like the cop says its square and its got your picture on it the blonde pulls out a mirror and says is this it?
the cop says when did you join the police?
4. there is a king kong godzilla and a smart blonde on top of the empire state building
which one jumps 1st
none of em because they don't exist! 
5. a blonde walks into a electrical store and asks if she can have a t.v the owner says sorry but we dont serve blondes thats not nice says the blonde she goes in the next day with a wig she asks if she can have a t.v the owner says no we dont serve blondes she goes in later after shes finished die-ing her hair and goes back in she asks for the t.v and the owner says we dont serve blondes how do you know im a blonde the owner says thats not a t.v thats a microwave!

i have a lot of jokes about blondes but i just copied them from www.lol.com
you should go there some time
if you have any jokes on blondes then just send me them
or send em to www.lol.com
if your Offended by blonde jokes then........