1. What is your favorite word?

yes

2. What is your least favorite word?

can't

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

The desert, being by myself, being quiet and still, sitting on a rock, watching the catus grow.

4. What turns you off?

Stupid people who are not aware that there other people in the world and that the world doesn't revolve around them. Stupid people in general.

5. What is your favorite curse word? 

Frit

6. What sound or noise do you love?

My wife's laughter and any sound that she makes when she's happy, including "Here's my credit card".

7. What sound or noise do you hate? 

Disco music

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Movie Director or Script Writer

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Doctor. I don't do blood... 

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Dude! Well done, good and faithful servant!