Here's my shot at it.

 1. "Our Song" for my wife and I is "The Chicken Dance".

2. I hate "The Chicken Dance" song. (but I love my wife.)

3. My son is older than Lex.

4. We went to Death Valley on our honeymoon. (and she still married me...)
http://www.furnacecreekresort.com/galleries/inn.htm

5. I've been to India and eaten local food on a banana leaf, with my hand, while sitting on the floor of a mud hut in a  village. (by the way, it's not really "mud"....)

6. My first ticket was for "Engaging in a speed contest" where I blew off a 1970 Cuda with a 440 six-pack. It was right in front of a cop sitting in a gas station. Lost my license for a month. (It was not my last ticket...)

7.  I can roll my tongue. I can show Duece if he wants to see. I bet I could teach him how to do it.

8. When I was 18,  I was thowing eggs at passing cars on Halloween night, from the parking lot of the church I attended.  My Youth Pastor, Wilbur, drives into the lot and asks me if I want to be a witness at a wedding. I thought he was joking, but in a few minutes, a VW van pulls up and a few people get out. We all went up to Wibur's office where he proceeded to perform a wedding. He always thought that anyone who wanted to get married in a church ought to be supported, since that was probably the only time in their life they'd be in church. I signed the wedding certificate as a legal witness for people I'd never seen before....on Halloween night..after throwing eggs at cars....

 9. I'm afraid of spiders and I have my wife kill them when we find one in our house. They just creep me out.

10. I saw Peter , Paul, and Mary in 1969.   I saw Seales and Crofts in 1972.   I saw The Dead Kenedys at the Whiskey A Go Go in 1978.   I saw the Plasmatics, with Wendy O. Williams, in 1980. http://www.plasmatics.com/

This illustrates my musical taste spiralling out of control as I grew up.