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lol NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW u have bad luck for 900 days and youll have no Girlfriend OR boyFRIEND in 10 years! unlessss... you repost it with any of these titles: 1.)I love someone.......on grab 2.)I have gas 3.)My Boyfriend turned out to be Gay 4.)I'm moving to Oklahoma 5.)I like...sum one on grab 6.)My dog is dead 7.)my liver hurt 8.)I killed a cat 9)macaroni luver 10)I ate a sour octopus 11)My dad caught me making love 2 a sausage 12)Bush Died...R.I.P. 13)Shake that Laffy Taffy 14)im having a baby 15) i got caught having sex 16)i had sex on your couch 17)im not a virgin any more 18)cock 19) im pregnant 20) im engaged 21) im moving!!! 22) MY SISTER CAUGHT ME SUCKING.. ON A LOLIPOP!! 23) i have a farting problem =( 24) i have to take a fat [censored] !!!

My friends are awesome, they are always there for me and they never want to see me get hurt despite it happens anyway.

I wish I was the Queen of the World and my friends were all the princesses of the world, that would be awesome,i mean I would have people wanting money from me but i'd have a hot boyfriend and a bodyguard to protect me and I would have all the money in the world and it would be totally wicked awesome.

 

My friends are what keep me grounded in my crazy life,without them, i don't know what i would do.

 

If a genie offered me three wishes, here's what I would wish for:

1.To meet Avril Lavigne.
2.To have a boyfriend who is loyal and likes my personality.
3.I don't want to be greedy, but i will anyway, To Have a lot of money and a limo and a bodyguard

Here is a f*cked up story *true*:


One day a little girl came home from school, and had some ABC's homework,


Little Girl: *walks over to mom* "mom, can you help me with my ABC homework?

Mom: "no bitch, get out of my house right now!"

Little girl: Silently walks out*

Little girl: *sees mail man* "Mailman, can you help me with my ABc's?

Mailman: "Yes, go upstairs in the bed get naked and spread ur legs open real wide."


Little girl: Does what the mail man says.

Mail man: comes upstairs gets in bed and "starts"


Little girl: Afterwards, walks downstairs and tells her mom, "Mom, i know my ABC's, you don't have to throww me out." "ABCDEFG, the mailman's just had sex with me."

Mom: "Who my boyfreind the mailman?"

Little girl: "Yes!"

Mom: *kills littlegirl instantly and marries mailman*


Boys:If this was sickening to you, repost it as "I would never do this [censored]!!"

Girls: If this was sickening to you, repost it as "f*cked up true story

I cannot wait for to come out is Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire because i love Draco Malfoy,he's sooo cute.

Its looks awesome from the trailers on tv, i want to see it now!!!

It comes out November 18th,this friday. Its supposed to be better than the Prisoner of Askaban and that was a good movie.

Another good movie, is Tim Burton's Corpse Bride, when i saw it,i loved it, it was soo awesome because the corpse bride looked realistic.

Anyways,gotta go

Peace,

Amanda Evoy

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