a very big 

THANK YOU  

for all the grabblers that helped my karma change to green

What's the difference between a man and a prison?

A prison, at least, has got grey cells

sorry to the men who are offended by the joke, but i didn't make it

don't shoot the messenger, please

and there's is a whole lot more for those who are interrested

Friday morning a soldier goes to his sergeant and asks for a leave for the weekend

"I'm gone be a dad" he says

The sergeant agrees and the soldier goes home

Next monday, the sergeant sees the soldier again and asks:" Well, what was it, boy or girl?"

The soldier answers: "In nine months time, you will be the first to know, sergeant"

as promised here's the answer

I don't know either, but it must be something really special

"as far as i understood they made it up themselves at camp, so keeping in mind, they're only eleven, I think they did really well"

hope you didn't put the brain in overload trying to figure it out, if you did

mea culpa and please don't hold a grudge

my daughter came home from camp with a really funny riddle

at least that's what we thought

here goes

What is as light as a feather when it's wet

as heavy as an elephant when it's dry

has stripes when it's light

has squares when it's dark

is as tiny as a mouse when thrown up in the air

and grows about fifty times when you go sit on it?

i could'n figure it out, maybe one of you can?

next blog, i'll give you the answer