It's a fascinating piece of scientific discovery, one that I simply must share with you. In the Biology department of UCLA, they recently concluded a fifteen year study about the quantification of existence, literally the definition of life. What constitutes the actual physiological difference between living and dead tissue, categorizing that which define what life is. And finally, they've released their findings in the newest issue of Scientific American. Apparently, after fifteen years of painstaking research and a seven million dollar grant funding this research, these scientist have finally concluded that yes, life really ain't nothing but bitches and money.

I think we can all walk away with a little something now that we know that. Certainly makes me a more spiritual person. Gives meaning. Focus.