overhearing one of the building security talk about how "guns just feel good in her hand and that's why she's not allowed to own one."
...or...
Going into the front lobby men's room and finding the commode seat GONE. Not off the hinges, just flat out GONE...begging the question who removed it from the washroom and for God's sake why.
Either way, I'm hiding under my desk today for my own safety.