Many thanks to dreamymiss for the chuckles!!!!



Below, you'll find some "lessons" about Halloween, ghosts, and spooks that you'll only learn from the movie theater!

13. When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead.

12. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

11. If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

10. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

9. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

8. When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair off and go it alone.

7. Do not take *anything* from the dead.

6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

5. Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.

4. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

3. If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

2. If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, *leave the room immediately if you value your life.*

and last but not least...

1. If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away!