One day this man walked into a bar and the man next to him said, "Hey If you fall from the 10th floor, the wind will pick you up and you will live." The Man said ," no you wont, let me see you do it" "Okay"

So the Man already in the bar does it and lives,

So the man who walked into a bar did it and SPLAT

Then the bartender says, "Superman, your a real jerk when your drunk