The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies;
 probably because generally they are the same people."  

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."   Winston Churchill

"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."   Abraham Lincoln

"Would you live with ease, do what you ought, and not what you please."   Benjamin Franklin

"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."   Milton Berle

"When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?"   G K Chesterton

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."   Woody Allen

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." 
 Phyllis Diller

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
 Fats Domino

"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million." -- 
 Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children."

"The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent."