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White Lie Cake
Feb 11, 2009 | 2:41PM


WHITE LIE CAKE

Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this, especially all of those who bake for church events.



Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel food cake mix &quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing, &helping her son pack for Scout camp.


When Alice took the cake from the oven, the center had dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured. She thought, 'Oh dear, there is not time to bake another cake.'


This cake was important to Alice because she did so want to fit in at her new church and in her new community of friends. So , being inventive, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake.


Alice found it in the bathroom - a roll of toilet paper. She plunked it in and covered it with icing. Not only did the finished product look beautiful, it looked perfect.


Before she left the house to drop the cake by the church and head for work, Alice woke her daughter Amanda and gave her some money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the moment it opened at 9:30 and to buy the cake and bring it home.


When Amanda arrived at the sale, she found the attractive, perfect cake had already been sold. She grabbed her cell phone and called her mom.


Alice was horrified - she was beside herself. Everyone would know! What would they think? She would be ostracized, talked about, and ridiculed! All night, Alice lay awake in bed thinking about people pointing fingers at her and talking about her behind her back.


The next day, Alice promised herself she would try not to think about the cake and would attend the fancy luncheon/bridal shower at the home of a fellow church member and try to have a good time. Alice did not want to attend because the hostess was a snob who more than once had looked down her nose at Alice because she was a single parent and not from the founding families of Tuscaloosa but, having already RSVP'd, she couldn't think of a believable excuse to stay home.



The meal was elegant, the company was definitely upper crust old South and, to Alice's horror, the cake in question was presented for dessert! Alice felt the blood drain from her body when she saw the cake!


She started out of her chair to tell the hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, the Mayor's wife said, 'What a beautiful cake!'


Alice still stunned, sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (who was a prominent church member) say, 'Thank you, I baked it myself.'


Alice smiled and thought to herself, 
'God is good.'

This was sent to me in an email.  A great lesson to learn, think before you LIE!!!!! LOL hope you all had a great laugh also. C

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sweetladybug Read sweetladybug Grabnormal
February 11, 2009 @ 2:48PM
 
Hahahaha....I think this is wonderful...so funny...and well deserved...I can imagine it happening..thanks for sharing...I'm laughing Cyndi...great share...hug:) xxoo love
onethindime_99 Read onethindime_99 Gold Member Grabtacular
February 11, 2009 @ 3:15PM
 
This is easy to picture.Who hasn't met this lady.LOL!!!Great Post.
POTATOE Read POTATOE Grabnormal
February 11, 2009 @ 3:32PM
 
I just loved this!!!!!!!!!!!
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arlette Read arlette Gold Member Graverage
February 11, 2009 @ 3:53PM
 
well......lol,what can I say,good one
Wilfong Read Wilfong Gold Member Grabnormal
February 11, 2009 @ 4:40PM
 
Great story!! This could happen anywhere...
hugssss
angelboy Read angelboy Gold Member Grabnormal
February 11, 2009 @ 8:02PM
 
Good post Cyndi. I loved it. Hugs, Libby

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sschupbach Read sschupbach Grabtastic!
February 11, 2009 @ 8:03PM
 
This is hilarious Cyndi lmbo, thanks for sharing. If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything ;). Hugs n blessings dear friend
motherpython Read motherpython Gold Member Grabtastic!
February 12, 2009 @ 2:31AM
 
too bad that is where the story ends I wanted to see what they said after they cut it....LOL
boozy Read boozy Grabnormal
February 12, 2009 @ 2:44AM
 
ha ha ha very good.
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February 13, 2009 @ 6:33AM
 
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thank for shering hug
friend hilda
have a bless day ,
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February 14, 2009 @ 10:33AM
 
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grannysarey Read grannysarey Gradmirable
February 15, 2009 @ 2:06AM
 
Now that soundsss like something I might've done wwhen I was Young. LMBO. Thanks Cindy. I needed a good Laugh. Hugs Sarah
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angelhonda Read angelhonda Grabnormal
February 16, 2009 @ 10:33AM
 

LOL Very Funny
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LADYLOREFOREVER Read LADYLOREFOREVER Grabnormal
February 17, 2009 @ 3:12PM
 
Good one!
LESTER7L2 Read LESTER7L2 Grabnormal
February 20, 2009 @ 6:18AM
 
HO HOHO.LOLLLLLLL! WELL I FEEL I NEED TO QUOTE SOME ONE I QOUTE THE LATE GREAT MR WHIPPLE, ( PLEASE DON;T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN! ) DO NOT ICE IT EITHER, LOLL! HUGS! LESTER.
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