1 - ZERO GRAVITY:  When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered  that ball point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem NASA scientist spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.  The Russians used a pencil. 

Your taxes are due again - enjoy paying them.

2 - OUR CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. 

3- TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians!! 

It creates a hostile work environment.